UNIVERSITY: YOUR FEEDBACK HAS REVEALED REAL FAILINGS ON OUR MANAGEMENT OF YOUR TIME AND PROGRESSION. ALSO UNIVERSITY: SOUNDS LIKE YOU'RE THE FUCKING PROBLEM, WINEY ASS BITCHES. HERE'S A NEW MENTAL HEALTH "PROGRAM" TO HELP YOU BOTTLE UP THAT STRESS MORE EFFICIENTLY 🖕😂🖕

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You and me, both, brother.

#NormalizeFlippingTables #DesksAreForCrying #AintNoHateLikeEmailHate #disinformation #AcademicAbuse #AngstyAmerica #academy #education #teaching

University Leadership: HoW dO We SaVe MoNEy!?

Also Leadership: If you don't publish in top journals, on a constant basis, you're FIRED!

Top Journals: That'll be $500 for the privilege to even submit your paper & $3000 for the privilege of being published.

#NormalizeFlippingTables #PublisherScams

A university just #fired & #suspended staff for standing against violent #bigotry by a contracted organization.

University Leadership: Quick! Send a long-winded colorfully formatted PR announcment about how amazing we are at uplhodling #DEI principles! Drown the narrative!

#NormalizeFlippingTables

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#academia #NormalizeFlippingTables #JobSecurity

Leadership #Alpha: We're losing money. What do we do!?

Leadership #Beta: I know! Make 'em prove their worthiness at even SHORTER intervals! Pretend it's not because we've created more reasons to fire them.

Faculty in performance review month: