The #froghopper is a very descriptive name but I like its alternative names much better: #spittlebug and #cuckoospit.

#notafrog #thedictionary #words #wordnerds #podcast #dictionary #wordnerd #podcasting #books #geek #geeky #learn #nerd #smart #wordoftheday #book #word #dailypodcast #edutainment

The current evolution of a very large toad. #prop #props #propdesigner #propmaker #propbuilder #proptech #designer #sculpture #art #artist #sculptureartist #propartist #carve #carving #toad #notafrog #foamsculpture

Mr. Toad ,the Toad in the center of the picture, surrounding him lay a bed of dead leaves , in front of him, there's a tree and in it's back rests a rock. Don't call Mr Toad , Mr Frog by mistake, he gets sensitive about his late brother

-Tell me your secrets, Mr.Toad
"I like to suck toes"
-Not that kind of secrets Mr. Toad
"I'm also into bdsm"
-I changed my mind. Don't tell me your secrets, Mr. Toad
"I like to dress as Yoda and watch V-tubers"
-Finally some common ground.
#blueballing #Toad #NotAFrog
#Yodaforsomereason

A female Woodhouse's toad sitting on an aquarium bridge, facing the camera, legs tucked in. She WILL judge you, and doesn't feel bad in the least. That extra cookie? Yeah... you should have eaten that. Getting up early? Yeah... you should have slept in.

Bait is hilarious - she has the judgiest little face. She loves her bridge though, and perches on it regularly. She thinks this snow is nonsense...

#toad #amphibian #judgement #chonky #notafrog

One of the Lye Valley's many Dunnocks (Prunella modularis), deciding against any of the photogenic perches available, and choosing this messy one instead just to annoy me. ☹️
#BirdsSeenIn2021 #NotAFrog #LittleBrownJob