'Big mistake': Trump demands US ally keep​ Indian Ocean island as possible war looms President Donald Trump demanded the United Kingdom hold onto an Indian Ocean island that's home to a joint airbase because it might be needed for a possible war against Iran.The administration has bac...

Great work, Donnie: Only a stable genius with a very large brain could predict that pissing off all of our allies might have bad consequences for America.

Go have a Trump Steak with Vlad & think about that! 🤨

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#OnlyTheBestPlans
#CrimeCultLogic

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Border Patrol's Greg Bovino kicked out of Las Vegas bar after losing Minnesota job A Las Vegas bar reportedly escorted former U.S. Border Patrol Commander-at-Large Gregory Bovino from the premises due to safety concerns.On Thursday, the Bottled Blonde bar told The Daily Beast that s...

Greg "The Bovine" Bovino was bounced out of a Las Vegas bar due to their safety policy.

MAGA's welcome is wearing thin.

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#CrimeCultNotWelcome
#CrimeCultAccountability

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CNN host puts Greg Bovino on the spot over why 'an unarmed man' was shot by agents Border Patrol Chief Greg Bovino refused to answer CNN’s Dana Bash on Sunday after being pressed about a key detail in Saturday’s deadly federal immigration shooting.Saturday morning, 37-year-old Minne...

The facts are pretty obvious, Bovine Greg. Start your soap-gripping practice now - you'll need it!

#NotAsSmartAsCattle
#ZeroCredibility
#Trump-EpsteinCrimeCult

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Pam Bondi scrubs post accidentally revealing drug deaths went way down under Biden Attorney General Pam Bondi has quietly removed a post she made to X on Tuesday that purported to tout the success of the Trump administration's anti-drug efforts — but instead accidentally revealed ho...

Oh! Soon we might see what her nose looks like not covered in shit, perhaps? 🤔

Nah, she's still Trump's butt plug! 🤨

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#CrimeCultClownCar

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'Why is he screaming?' Critics fixate on 'angry' Trump's volume in rapid-fire address President Donald Trump uncorked a falsehood-filled blitz during his Wednesday night address from the White House —in which he touted accomplishments and unveiled a new 1776-themed bid to help militar...

Cutting drug prices by 600%?

BWAAAAHAHAHAHA!! 😂😂

Trump = 🤡

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#FleecingTheFlock
#NotAsSmartAsCattle

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'See you in court, secretary': Kristi Noem interview answer labeled 'admission' by experts Homeland Security Secretary Kristi Noem gave an interview answer on Sunday that some experts and political observers determined was an "admission" warranting legal action.Noem appeared on NBC News ove...

Oh, my! It would seem through her own words that Kristi "Puppy Killer" Noem may be untrainable.

Now where did I hear that term before? 🤔

#CriminalContempt
#NotAsSmartAsCattle

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'You're losing me here': Trump facing firestorm from fans over war on MTG Donald Trump‘s decision to lash out and make personal attacks on Rep. Marjorie Taylor Greene (R-GA) is setting off a civil war among MAGA followers who are taking sides and lamenting that the presiden...

MAGAs don't understand why Trump is fighting the release of the Epstein files? I swear, you could sell these people overpriced shit sandwiches & they would be happy - as long as you gave them someone to hate for dessert.

#NotAsSmartAsCattle

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‘Far more popular than you!’ CNN data guru mocks Trump over new polling in Canada feud Americans now favor Canada to President Donald Trump by a margin of nearly 60 percentage points according to a new poll, a revelation that CNN's Harry Enten promptly ridiculed the president over on Mo...

Donald Trump, having the brain of a fermented orangutan, has the gall to pick on Canada, which is 60 points more popular with the American people than Trump. That's clear evidence the the Fat Felon is as dumb as a rock! 🤔

#WorstPresidentEver
#NotAsSmartAsCattle

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You'll Die Inside When You Hear How Trump's Education Secretary Pronounces "AI" During an education summit, Trump's secretary of education Linda McMahon repeatedly pronounced "AI" as "A1."

Yeehaw! That thar is some tasty technology!! 😋 😂

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#RealMAGAGenius

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Top Trump Official So Freaked Out by Tariffs, He Wants to Quit And so the revolving door of Donald Trump’s Cabinet members begins.

Refusing The Kool-Aid:

Scott Bessent tries to leap out of the Crime Cult Clown Car just as it drives off the cliff, but is it too late? 🤔

#FatFelonDrivesOffCliff
#NotAsSmartAsCattle
#NoWayOutForScotty

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The Steps a President Would Take to Destroy His Nation, According to Elon Musk’s AI Chatbot, Grok Just out of curiosity, and apropos of nothing, we asked Grok (the AI chatbot created by Elon Musk) the following question: If a president of a superpower wanted to destroy his own country, what steps ...

Is a chatbot (Grok) smarter than a Trumper? 🤔

#NotAsSmartAsCattle
#FatFascistFelon
#WorstPresidentInHistory

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