Manifesting Crowley and his comically large mallet. #NotAEuphemism
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Dr Jack Fletcher has such moral patience and is so v articulate and I bet he has a brilliant bed side manner #notaeuphemism #bbcr4today
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8) Cat gives zero fucks and continues to practise parkour that Matt Hancock could only dream of. Is there an onlyfans market for a happily bald cat living her best life? #notaeuphemism.
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Pretty hard to get touch tight when you’re full of kielbasa #notaeuphemism
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I'm tackling a privet. #notaeuphemism
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Napoleon's being sneaky like sneaky bloke! And he's making out with a lady! Who weirdly has a revolving bed in her radio room! #NotAEuphemism The whole of NY UNCLE radio room are listening & are getting very cross that they recognise his lines! He is BUSTED!
And Illya's burst in, so he's BUSTED!
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Show me your biscuit barrel.
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Do you cornflour it? #notaeuphemism
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I’ve given me entryway a thorough going over. #notaeuphemism And I’ve put a new rug down. #alsonotaeuphemism I think I might have a quick cool shower before I PRESS ON. #also…nevermind.
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Break a pump #notaeuphemism
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I am literally upstairs at the Alno Lounge #notaeuphemism
Upstairs at Alno Lounge 20 Bondgate Within NE66 1TF
2.00 - Kate Battrick Fashion editor on her new book “Fragmented”
Saturday March 7th 2026
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Dusting the amiibo today. #NotAEuphemism
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Cal Raleigh departs a spring training game in Peoria, AZ
got a good shot of Big Dumper #notaeuphemism
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I was just reorganising my watch box.
#NotAEuphemism
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What a big sword he's got! And is wafting about! 🤣🤣
Also #NotAEuphemism, but a bit Python Spanish Inquisition!
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He's jangling the crystals! 🤣🤣 #NotAEuphemism but it should be. And how would we know if he was or not!
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Been out and trimmed me conifers #NotAEuphemism
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I might have eaten too much custard! #NotAEuphemism I was cold & it seemed such a good idea! 😋
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Just stay away from my hob nobs!
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I've just realised my chimney sweep vacuumed my rugs. #notaeuphemism
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The Contessa's yacht is very fancy, as is Harry's purple shiny buggy. #NotAEuphemism
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Did he just hit her on the boob with his drumstick? #totp #notaeuphemism
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Home from a brill night out. It’s warm and breezy still. The moon was low and giant on the horizon as I headed out. The only thing that could perfect today is if, as I lay my head on my pillow, the water trapped in my ear was released with a sudden crackling sound and a warm trickle. #notaeuphemism
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