I hate that they never tell you anything about being an adult. It just happens and you gotta figure it out one one day at a time. Like just today, I found out that you aren't allowed to break into your old highschool, steal all the lab equipment from CHEM, and throw it off the roof. #NowYouTellMe

Some lessons, my friend, come screaming in at 90 miles per hour, high on habanero fumes and reckless intent—too late, too saucy, and entirely uninvited.

#NowYouTellMe #TacoWisdom #AiArt #FunnyFood

If I'd known you could have cookies in court I might've considered a career in law. #NowYouTellMe

Payant? C'est supposé être payant? #nowyoutellme