#OldManRizzo wants to sip a drink and watch #TheMasters
#SuburbanDadRizzo has to watch the #TheSecretLifeOfPets2 trailer a billion times.
#AnnoyingThirdPersonHashTagRizzo needs to stop tweeting.
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The battle between #HipsterRizzo & #OldManRizzo is how I stay away from ironically yelling at children near my semi-organic lawn.
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#Frostbite is not a turn-on in the mind of #OldManRizzo.
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#OldManRizzo will appear tonight if I see a young lady with insufficient clothing for this weather, but an exorbitant amount of beads.
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#OldManBall (@bryanjball) and #OldManRizzo have a lot in common based on the past few days.
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Fireworks are annoying to me. #OldManRizzo
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#OldManRizzo won the tilt last night.
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#OldManRizzo loves to ruin inner-nerd time.
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#OldManRizzo made an appearance yesterday. I watched @nbcnightlynews, ate dinner at 5, and yelled at children outside my residence.
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I wish there was a meme to show me how memes make me hate memes. #OldManRizzo
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The length of my beard has aged my soul at a rapid pace. #OldManRizzo has arrived!!
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As soon as the family exits #OldManRizzo will return. #HappyThanksgiving #HappyOldManRizzoTears
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Being #OldManRizzo tonight was a fantastic idea.
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I may punch someone on this day. #OldManRizzo
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I watched Jeopardy this evening whilst drinking a cup of tea. #OldManRizzo
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