A very special little helper
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Pick up Tr*mp & drop him off at Guantanamo Bay
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Mrs. Claus 😆
and maybe all the mommies that was seen kissing Santa Claus 🤪
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Create an economy that works for everyone
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Have all the reindeer’s take a dump while flying over Mar-a-Lago
Take care of the naughty girls - because naughty girls need love, too.
😉😏🎅🎁🎄
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Pickup Insulin
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Work on Resume
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Get to the dry cleaners.
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Teach Mr Spock how to play a decent tune using a cat.
Making snow disappear is #OnSantasToDoList unless the elves get to it first
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1. Live for ever
2. Teach reindeer to fly
3. Give every good boy and girl a present
4. Give every naughty boy and girl a lump of coal
5. Pickup dry cleaning
6. Freeze time
7. Do Christmas shopping
Your grandpa
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Someone's mom is #OnSantasToDoList
#onsantastodolist 12 drugs of christmas.
Bits of spilled coffee and hot cocoa and smears of chocolate chips because he keeps checking it after every stop
Doesn't anyone leave napkins with that stuff?
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See if A.I. can do elf work
Some strange
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Invoice parents
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Booze and Downers for the elves after party
Uppers and red bull for the reindeers for work
#OnSantasToDoList your mom.
Your mom
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Move Tingles the Elf from the regular toys to the “special” toys.
Have a shower
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Cancel Time magazine subscription
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Quit Twitter and join BlueSky. 🥳
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Take the sleigh for an MOT.
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Dec 26 -Dental appointment
Jan 2 - weight watchers
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Keeping the reindeer high, in the air