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#OnTheLeash there's a solid like 20 minutes of this finale where every single person in the scene has a shit-eating grin on their face from the bit they're about to run
#OnTheLeash what the fucck do you mean a kojima game gave me the "several cutscenes will play in sequence. it is recommended you set aside sufficient time to view these scenes in their entirety" warning
#OnTheLeash (Chapter 9-10 spoilers) whfg ernyvmrq gung qrnqzna'f qrny va guvf tnzr vf gheavat sebz senaxrafgrva'f zbafgre vagb ze. ulqr
kojima is operating on levels we are simply not prepared for
#OnTheLeash they followed one of the funniest sequences in kojima's entire career with a sequence where everybody talks like a normal person and acts normally and it's fucking devastating
#OnTheLeash it's been two days and i'm still laughing my ass off at the cerfvqrag bs gur pbhagel pheeragyl qbvat nv-onfrq znantrq qrzbpenpl orvat fubpxrq gung gurl'er qbvat na vzcrevnyvfz. legitimately the funniest direction they could've taken and i hope it stays this way
#OnTheLeash dollman is increasingly funnier the longer the game goes on. guy selected the "i simply live with the pain" option for absolutely everything and yet somehow made it work. #1 thug worldwide
#OnTheLeash positive and negative reinforcement is real. when higgs shows up in death stranding 1 you know you're in for the most abysmal dogshit writing you'll see all year. when higgs shows up in death stranding 2 you know you're in for the most insane thing you'll see in your entire life
#OnTheLeash game of the life
#OnTheLeash you can very easily see the ways that Kojima looked at similar scenes in 1 and naturally extended+riffed on them; large chunks of both games are spent on Sam alone in his room, but 2 is a lot more expressive and fun with that time
#OnTheLeash higgs says "porter" with a hard r
#OnTheLeash APAC ENHANCEMENT UNLOCKED: Vocal Stim [20 Memory]
#OnTheLeash checked the google trends for the single bit of exposition in this game that wasn't immediately explained and lmfao
#OnTheLeash everything to do with the pizza chef feels like i'm in a dustin couch tweet
#OnTheLeash instantly one of the greatest cutscenes of all time
#OnTheLeash this game is not fucking real
#OnTheLeash i was gonna make a "dingo ate my baby" joke with the last one, figured it was in poor taste, and then got this objective literally as i was writing the tweet
#OnTheLeash
CHARLIE: Sam, it's not Die-Hardman here. I need you to deliver these pamphlets to The Government. Word got out about the UCA's complicity in the Neo-Middle east and we need to calm things down.
FRAGILE: Sam, do it for Lou. You need to do this. You need to do this. You need to d
DOLLMAN:
#OnTheLeash favorite subtle tic in death stranding 2 is literally everybody referring to the DHV Magellan by its full ship name every single time
#OnTheLeash seriously what did kojima mean by "the president of the United States has been privatized and replaced by a shill for APAC who outsources all decisionmaking to an LLM also he's voiced by fucking Senator Armstrong"
#OnTheLeash losing my fucking mind googling who one of the chapter 3 characters is voiced by. this is my way of coping
any death stranding tweets i make will be paired with uhh #OnTheLeash
