📘 Tommy Finds God (and Immediately Tries to Replace Him)
A Ladybird guide to facial hair, false idols, and Greggs-based theology.
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She’s classy. He’s creepy.
Together, they’re internationally irresponsible.
💄💣 Explosions. Lies. Luxury.
The Thunderbirds are going… off the rails.
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spinoff for the politically unhinged.
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From Brexit to jet set:
Nigel’s guide to offshore freedom.
Borders are for the poor. Wealth? That gets priority boarding.
Thanks to Led By Donkeys for the inspiration.
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He promised castles and culture.
Got pork pies and a rant about Spitfires.
The Colonial Express — where the past is something you shout in a pub car park.
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Don’t panic, Rodders — it’s been repacked locally.
It’s authentic British rebranding.
Because in this economy, the packaging’s British — even if the contents aren’t.
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The Reform Party isn’t powered by the people.
It’s bankrolled by fossil fuel donors, media barons, billionaire think tanks.
The voters are the distraction.
The fools are the members.
The funders know exactly what they’re doing.
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Only Fools and Funders: Karaoke Cut
Nigel’s greatest hit:
sing the struggle, bank the profits.
While you’re waving flags and footing the bill,
he’s humming all the way to the Cayman Islands.
“You got the blame… I got the yacht.”
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