Oi Oi flag shagger

#IdiotBritton #UndercoverIrish #FlagWaversAnonymous #SatireNotPatriotism

📜 The Gospel According to Epididymis (25:17–25:20)
Discovered behind the bins at Luton Services.
Recorded by Wayne, son of Darren.
Translated from the original vape clouds.

#UndercoverIrish
#TommasiahRises
#SteakBakeCommunion
#GospelOfGreggs
#ScrollAndControl
#LadMessiah
#EpididymisScriptures

📘 Tommy Finds God (and Immediately Tries to Replace Him)

A Ladybird guide to facial hair, false idols, and Greggs-based theology.

#UndercoverIrish
#OnlyFoolsAndFunders
#GreggsOfNazareth
#TommyTheRedeemer
#CrucifyMeIRL
#LadybirdForLads

📘 Tommy Learns the Hard Way
A Ladybird guide to survival, smearing, and minty discomfort.

Colgate. Cellmate. Consequences.

#UndercoverIrish
#TommyTantrum
#PrisonBlues
#LadybirdForLads

She’s classy. He’s creepy.
Together, they’re internationally irresponsible.

💄💣 Explosions. Lies. Luxury.
The Thunderbirds are going… off the rails.

THE PENELOPE FILES
spinoff for the politically unhinged.

#UndercoverIrish
#OnlyFoolsAndFunders
#ParkerPlease #MakeThunderbirdsCampAgain

From Brexit to jet set:
Nigel’s guide to offshore freedom.
Borders are for the poor. Wealth? That gets priority boarding.

Thanks to Led By Donkeys for the inspiration.

#OnlyFoolsAndFunders
#UndercoverIrish
#TaxDodgerTales
#MobilityForTheMoneyed
#JetSetNationalist

@ledbydonkeys.org

He promised castles and culture.
Got pork pies and a rant about Spitfires.
The Colonial Express — where the past is something you shout in a pub car park.

#OnlyFoolsAndFunders #UndercoverIrish #HeritageTourism

Don’t panic, Rodders — it’s been repacked locally.
It’s authentic British rebranding.

Because in this economy, the packaging’s British — even if the contents aren’t.

#OnlyFoolsAndFunders #ForBlueSky #UndercoverIrish #ReformLogic

Meet Steve (from Facebook)
Starts with a pint.
Ends in a meltdown.
GB News on.
Transformation triggered
Shirt off.
Hair loss , tattoos emerge.
Keyboard Crusaders.
For hatred of…. (and other stuff)
Wakes up banned. (Again)
Until tomorrow night…

#TopGearReformEdition #MeetSteve #UndercoverIrish

Coming soon:
Top Gear: Reform Edition – Episode 1: The Clacton Run
Three men. One gram of Bazel. No rear-view mirror.

#TopGearReform
#UndercoverIrish
#ClactonRun #GBTVPlus
#MayVeerRight

Coming soon…
The reboot nobody asked for,
but GBTV+ funded it anyway.

#TopGearReform
#UndercoverIrish
#GBTVPlus
#MayVeerRight
#BazNotIncluded

The Reform Party isn’t powered by the people.

It’s bankrolled by fossil fuel donors, media barons, billionaire think tanks.

The voters are the distraction.

The fools are the members.
The funders know exactly what they’re doing.

#UndercoverIrish #OnlyFoolsAndFunders #FollowTheMoney

Only Fools and Funders: Karaoke Cut

Nigel’s greatest hit:
sing the struggle, bank the profits.

While you’re waving flags and footing the bill,
he’s humming all the way to the Cayman Islands.

“You got the blame… I got the yacht.”

#UndercoverIrish #OnlyFoolsAndFunders #FarageWatch #KaraokeGrift

Proud of what, exactly?
The flag you wrapped around the fact you never left your hometown?
The kids you don’t see? The benefits you rage about while claiming as many as you can?

If all you’ve built is bitterness, don’t call it pride.

Forgive yourself. Move on.

#UndercoverIrish #ForgiveAndRebuild

They told him it was common sense.

Turns out it was 100% manufactured outrage, stitched together in a think tank.

The Great British Pull-over.

#UndercoverIrish #GammonWatch #PoliticalFashion

HOPE not hate Researching, Campaigning, and Supporting Communities to build HOPE and oppose far right extremism.

Reform UK says it’s now a “professional” party.

Their candidates include fans of Hitler, Tommy Robinson, camel shit jokes, and white genocide conspiracies.

If this is professional, I’ll stick with the amateurs.

#UndercoverIrish #GammonWatch #ReformRacism

Ref: hopenothate.org.uk

“Illegal migrants being ‘dispersed’ into communities we’ve ‘won’.”

This isn’t a strategy. It’s a war metaphor dressed in pork scratchings.

You didn’t win a community. You just made some signs and shouted at dinghies.

#UndercoverIrish #GammonWatch #PoliticsOnTheRocks

16% of non-EU migrants aren’t workers?

So students, carers, NHS family members don’t count now?

If you can’t read a visa category breakdown, maybe you shouldn’t design border policy.

#UndercoverIrish #GammonWatch #StatAbuse

16% of non-EU migrants aren’t workers?

So students, carers, NHS family members don’t count now?

If you can’t read a visa category breakdown, maybe you shouldn’t design border policy.

#UndercoverIrish #GammonWatch #StatAbuse

Reform BBQ menu just dropped.

All meat, no substance.

Served with nose candy, wrapped in a flag wrap, and swallowed without question.

#ReformRally #GammonWatch #BBQPolitics #UndercoverIrish

You should come to the rally, mate. It’s free BBQ and common sense.”

I went. (so you don’t have to.)

Left with indigestion and three new conspiracy theories.

#GammonWatch #UndercoverIrish #ReformBBQ

“This country’s full,” he said.

We were in a half-empty beer garden, 3 miles from the nearest bus route.

I nodded.

You’re right, mate.
Full of nostalgia, full of scapegoats, full of shite. Just like yourself.

#UndercoverIrish #OverheardInThePub #GammonWatch #FullOfIt

The Talbot. A hive of racism and flag-shagging. We must be cautious.

Rebranded as a Reform pub. Same ale, new scapegoats.

These places used to serve banter. Now they dish out blame with gravy.

#UndercoverIrish #GammonWatch #ReformUK

They never asked where I was from.
I just nodded, ordered a pint, and apparently passed the test.

I’ve listened to rants about immigration, “British values,” and who deserves a roast dinner — all while holding an Irish passport in my coat pocket.
#UndercoverIrish #PubPolitics #GammonWatch