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As a British person, I can confirm we could be bleeding out on the pavement and still apologise for the inconvenience.

#OnlyInBritain

As a British person, I can confirm there’s nothing more suspicious than a stranger starting small talk.

We don’t do that here.

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As a British person, I can confirm that queueing is basically our version of group therapy. No one knows what we’re waiting for, but we’re in it together.
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Famous portraits created with digestive biscuits by mosaic artist The portraits made out of several types of digestives are covered with varnish to protect them.

Only in Britain!!
These biscuit portraits are strangely fascinating !
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#artsky
#biscuits
#mcvities

👁️🇬🇧 ALT PRESS RELEASE – UK DEPT. OF POST-RACIAL HYSTERIA

After claiming “250,000 white girls raped by Muslims,” Lord Pearson confirms he now gets his statistics directly from Victorian teacups and his nightmares about kebab shops.

#AltReality #OnlyInBritain #LordPearson
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I'm not taking sides.

#scones
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A newspaper headline stating "My BA flight from JFK to Heathrow was turned back. Then the tutting started." The sub-headline is "Instead of looking forward to a safari with my family, I find myself back in New York after a U-turn over the Atlantic at 34,000 ft".

This has to be the most British headline I've ever seen. It's behind a paywall so not worth linking but it's in The Times newspaper today with Heathrow being out of action. #OnlyInBritain #humour

Snowmageddon: The Day Britain Ground to a Halt Over a Light Dusting of the Fluffy Stuff The flakes began to fall gently, like icy confetti from a disgruntled cloud. A mere 2mm of snow, a dusting so light it could barely be seen, settled upon the British Isles. And yet, this delicate s…

🇬🇧❄️ Snowmageddon in the UK! ❄️🇬🇧 2mm of snow shut down the country? 😂 Read how Brits battled for bread with swords and the military got deployed to Tesco! #Snowmageddon #OnlyInBritain #DailyFruitbat

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A hailstorm. In July. #onlyinbritain