I could have SWORN there was a road here last time I was here.
#OnlyInTexas #Heading2TheHolisticFair #EnergyYouCanWear #EarlyMorningInTexas
Yeah. New Mexico wouldn’t vote for that shit
But in #TheLowBarState it’s a smart move on Huffines’ part, because #OnlyInTexas, critters like Huffines will get a lot more votes because he owns a famous pedophile’s playground
#PervoPrincesRunTexas
www.msn.com/en-ca/news/w... Texas father who shot his daughter over politics will not be prosecuted. Unbelievable #OnlyInTexas
Cicadas emerging in January and eclosing on our Christmas lights! 🤯🤯🤯 #OnlyInTexas
✈️ A "Welcome to Texas" freestyle
Leave it to a Southwest steward to drop a few bars about passengers coming to Dallas.
What would you do if you had to hear a random freestyle on a flight? ➡️
🎥: @briannaakunich via TikTok
#southwestairlines #freestyles #onlyintexas #onlyindallas #dallas
🐦 Only In Texas: There's 5 PM traffic and then there's the 5 PM bird meet up.
🎥 @rayraymcj via TikTok
#birds #texas #onlyintexas
"Swangas go on anything" - Houston proverb 😂
🎥 @bossladyrel__ via TikTok
#onlyinhouston #onlyintexas #houston #swangas
Go to work today? Sure, the highway looks like Jeepers Creepers, nbd.
📹 @shining4ngel via TikTok
#onlyinhouston #onlyintexas #fog #jeeperscreepers #scary #scarydriving
On today's episode of "Houston is not a real place..." 🤣
🎥: @htx.omar228 via TikTok
#houston #houstoncops #fyp #onlyintexas #onlyinhouston
🛣️ Tortilla tumbleweeds? Guess this is what happens when Texas Tech can't use them at football games.
📹: @jasminenacole10 via TikTok
#onlyinlubbock #onlyintexas #texasforever #texastech #fyp #tortillas #tumbleweeds
🥶 When the temperature drops, that fit is getting put ON.
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#houston #houstoncold #coldinhouston #onlyinhouston #onlyintexas #texasforever #houstonforever #texasblogger #houstonblogger #texasweather #houstonweather
#OnlyInTexas Ivermectin, the livestock anti-parasitic drug that became a popular yet unproven COVID-19 treatment, could be available in TX without a prescription if HB25 passes. Ivermectin would be available upon request from behind the pharmacist’s counter as for other drugs, like Sudafed.
Wow! 🐊
Look what Jacob Lozano spotted on his morning run — an alligator crossing W. Red River St.!
Why did the alligator cross the road?
To tell the chicken it was his swamp now! 😄🐊🐔
Only in the Crossroads… Stay safe out there, y’all!
#VictoriaTexas #CrossroadsWildlife #OnlyInTexas #GatorWatch
Texas doesn’t do “four seasons.” They do Hot, Hotter Than Hell, and Winter with Thunderstorms and Hail. Behold the chaos: 🔥⚡❄️
#TexasWeather #OnlyInTexas #GlobalWarmingYall #TexasSeasons
👇 Check out the graphic that'll make you sweat and shiver at the same time.
Its 91° with 62% humidity. I am sitting on the back porch with a fan and i just had the thought, “it’s not too bad out here.” #onlyinTexas
#prayeredging #lostcolonies #found #onlyinTexas
#VisitTexasPlease #read #inna #stern #karen #voice #like #a #reminder #to #chew #your #food
#memefield
All I can say is #MAGA Republicans live in an alternate reality. Where do they come up with this crazy sh*t? Kids acting like animals, eating from pet bowls and using litter boxes? #Batsh*tCrazy #Delusional #OnlyInTexas
The Paxton's obviously have a serious kink with toys and hate themselves for it.
#OnlyInTexas
. #Texas drivers act like pedestrians are #hallucinations, speed through parking lots like they’re late to milk the rattlesnakes, but bow in reverence to the holy speed bump. #OnlyInTexas #ParkingLotPilgrimage #AbsurdistChaos
Just killed a dozen people with a nail gun #onlyintexas
I refer to them as the Texas Triumvirate (Abbott, Patrick, Paxton) and the cowardly performance artists who ride with them.
As we say... #OnlyInTexas
Road marker for Texas Farm Road 666
"Texas Farm Road 666"
Yes, this is real, I wouldn't turn right if I were you! 👺
#onlyInTexas
Texas man tried to rob store with a hot dog! The suspect allegedly pointed the glizziy at the cashier!Cashier didn’t take him seriously, so man threw the glizzy and ran!
#TexasNews #OnlyInTexas #YouCantMakeThisUp #texas #hotdog #news #glizzy #cashier
I think we should send the Texas triumvirate (Abbott, Patrick, Paxton) et al. to voucher school to further expose their own miseducation, self-limited, selective learning skill deficits and failures.
#TruthBeTold
#OnlyInTexas
#TruthfulConsequences
I think we should send the Texas triumvirate (Abbott, Patrick, Paxton) et al. to voucher school to further expose their own miseducation, self-limited, selective learning skill deficits and failures.
#TruthBeTold
#OnlyInTexas
#TruthfulConsequences