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I could have SWORN there was a road here last time I was here.

#OnlyInTexas #Heading2TheHolisticFair #EnergyYouCanWear #EarlyMorningInTexas

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Yeah. New Mexico wouldn’t vote for that shit

But in #TheLowBarState it’s a smart move on Huffines’ part, because #OnlyInTexas, critters like Huffines will get a lot more votes because he owns a famous pedophile’s playground

#PervoPrincesRunTexas

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www.msn.com/en-ca/news/w... Texas father who shot his daughter over politics will not be prosecuted. Unbelievable #OnlyInTexas

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Cicadas emerging in January and eclosing on our Christmas lights! 🤯🤯🤯 #OnlyInTexas

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✈️ A "Welcome to Texas" freestyle

Leave it to a Southwest steward to drop a few bars about passengers coming to Dallas.

What would you do if you had to hear a random freestyle on a flight? ➡️

🎥: @briannaakunich via TikTok

#southwestairlines #freestyles #onlyintexas #onlyindallas #dallas

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🐦 Only In Texas: There's 5 PM traffic and then there's the 5 PM bird meet up.

🎥 @rayraymcj via TikTok

#birds #texas #onlyintexas

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"Swangas go on anything" - Houston proverb 😂

🎥 @bossladyrel__ via TikTok

#onlyinhouston #onlyintexas #houston #swangas

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Go to work today? Sure, the highway looks like Jeepers Creepers, nbd.

📹 @shining4ngel via TikTok

#onlyinhouston #onlyintexas #fog #jeeperscreepers #scary #scarydriving

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On today's episode of "Houston is not a real place..." 🤣

🎥: @htx.omar228 via TikTok

#houston #houstoncops #fyp #onlyintexas #onlyinhouston

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🛣️ Tortilla tumbleweeds? Guess this is what happens when Texas Tech can't use them at football games.

📹: @jasminenacole10 via TikTok

#onlyinlubbock #onlyintexas #texasforever #texastech #fyp #tortillas #tumbleweeds

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🥶 When the temperature drops, that fit is getting put ON.

📹 @stefaniemarina via TikTok

#houston #houstoncold #coldinhouston #onlyinhouston #onlyintexas #texasforever #houstonforever #texasblogger #houstonblogger #texasweather #houstonweather

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#OnlyInTexas Ivermectin, the livestock anti-parasitic drug that became a popular yet unproven COVID-19 treatment, could be available in TX without a prescription if HB25 passes. Ivermectin would be available upon request from behind the pharmacist’s counter as for other drugs, like Sudafed.

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Wow! 🐊
Look what Jacob Lozano spotted on his morning run — an alligator crossing W. Red River St.!

Why did the alligator cross the road?
To tell the chicken it was his swamp now! 😄🐊🐔

Only in the Crossroads… Stay safe out there, y’all!

#VictoriaTexas #CrossroadsWildlife #OnlyInTexas #GatorWatch

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Texas doesn’t do “four seasons.” They do Hot, Hotter Than Hell, and Winter with Thunderstorms and Hail. Behold the chaos: 🔥⚡❄️

#TexasWeather #OnlyInTexas #GlobalWarmingYall #TexasSeasons

👇 Check out the graphic that'll make you sweat and shiver at the same time.

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Its 91° with 62% humidity. I am sitting on the back porch with a fan and i just had the thought, “it’s not too bad out here.” #onlyinTexas

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#prayeredging #lostcolonies #found #onlyinTexas
#VisitTexasPlease #read #inna #stern #karen #voice #like #a #reminder #to #chew #your #food
#memefield

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Speed Limit 85mph sign on 130 Tollway SE of Austin, TX. near Circuit of the Americas.

Speed Limit 85mph sign on 130 Tollway SE of Austin, TX. near Circuit of the Americas.

#onlyInTexas

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Texas GOP wants to ban kids from playing dress-up: Yes, really Lone Star Republicans propose a ban on "non-human behavior" in school — like dressing up in costumes

All I can say is #MAGA Republicans live in an alternate reality. Where do they come up with this crazy sh*t? Kids acting like animals, eating from pet bowls and using litter boxes? #Batsh*tCrazy #Delusional #OnlyInTexas

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Sen. Paxton is coming for your online sex toy purchases A new bill introduced in Texas would require age verification for the sale of "obscene devices" bought online.

The Paxton's obviously have a serious kink with toys and hate themselves for it.

#OnlyInTexas

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. #Texas drivers act like pedestrians are #hallucinations, speed through parking lots like they’re late to milk the rattlesnakes, but bow in reverence to the holy speed bump. #OnlyInTexas #ParkingLotPilgrimage #AbsurdistChaos

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Just killed a dozen people with a nail gun #onlyintexas

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I refer to them as the Texas Triumvirate (Abbott, Patrick, Paxton) and the cowardly performance artists who ride with them.
As we say... #OnlyInTexas

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Road marker for Texas Farm Road 666

Road marker for Texas Farm Road 666

"Texas Farm Road 666"
Yes, this is real, I wouldn't turn right if I were you! 👺
#onlyInTexas

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Texas man tried to rob store with a hot dog! The suspect allegedly pointed the glizziy at the cashier!Cashier didn’t take him seriously, so man threw the glizzy and ran!

#TexasNews #OnlyInTexas #YouCantMakeThisUp #texas #hotdog #news #glizzy #cashier

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#OnlyInTexas 🤬

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I think we should send the Texas triumvirate (Abbott, Patrick, Paxton) et al. to voucher school to further expose their own miseducation, self-limited, selective learning skill deficits and failures.
#TruthBeTold
#OnlyInTexas
#TruthfulConsequences

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I think we should send the Texas triumvirate (Abbott, Patrick, Paxton) et al. to voucher school to further expose their own miseducation, self-limited, selective learning skill deficits and failures.
#TruthBeTold
#OnlyInTexas
#TruthfulConsequences

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