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a man and a woman are standing next to each other with ooh matron written on the bottom Alt: A gif from the series of British ‘Carry On’ films which were based on double entendres

Loving these bright orange balls in the Como v Milan match #oohmatron

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Got up early to post subscription boxes and to clean my pipes #oohmatron.

Nipped home for brunch. A quick dad nap and back for a bar shift.

Living the dream.

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Sorting through a cupboard of my MIL’s today gave me an unexpected and loud #guffaw earlier 🤣 #OohMatron

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#DonaldIsAtItAgain
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#oohmatron 😍

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I'd rather see a titular strip tbh #OohMatron

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"They cannot handle Pina at the moment" #OohMatron #Lionesses

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Get ready for 90 minutes of mayhem, melodrama, and pure, unfiltered Scottish banter as Carry on Up the Broomloan follows Glasgow Rangers through a season so empty, even the trophy cabinet handed in its notice.

#oohmatron #WhatACarryOn

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Cookeels I have a ‘lost’ recipe for you today – a spiced bun that has been known about, recorded and discussed for over 200 years, but for which there has been no recipe. Until now. As luc…

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A 'lost recipe' Lenten nutmeg bun from Norfolk.

Bonus: TMI ribaldry #OohMatron

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Director of Photography - Dick Bush?! Oh, come on. 😂

#TheFilmCrowd #OohMatron

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Had a proper #oohmatron moment when discussing menus with next week's food vendor.

On reflection, I probably shouldn't have said "sometimes you just need something filthy inside you" 😬

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Aren’t we all pro beaver? #oohmatron #thearchers

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You can’t call it Christmas till you’ve got some fairy lights in your bush #OohMatron

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Poster for new Netflix film called 'Carry On'. To which I have badly added Kenneth Willians going 'ooh'. It needs to be Carry On - something, train, screaming etc. They've missed a trick there.

Poster for new Netflix film called 'Carry On'. To which I have badly added Kenneth Willians going 'ooh'. It needs to be Carry On - something, train, screaming etc. They've missed a trick there.

Some of my finest work. Took me ages. #whatacarryon #oohmatron

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A slightly bewildered pigeon stands on my small balcony, pretending he can't see me watching through the French window

A slightly bewildered pigeon stands on my small balcony, pretending he can't see me watching through the French window

Meanwhile, I have a pigeon on my side balcony

Which sounds like a euphemism for something #OohMatron

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Bush trimmed #OohMatron

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I seem to have lost my sausage touch!

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The jokes practically write themselves #OohMatron

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Just walked in to see Carry On film with subtitles on telly. Subtitle: "Boing!" #oohmatron http://t.co/OdXAM5hU7x

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