Mononeon, Oteil, Chris Dave...seems the only people pissed at Marcus are white suburban #phans. Seems those people should be more grateful to us for fixing America for them with our online outrage and virtue. Anyone not #ophended we said "those people" is canceled. There. We fixed racism too.
We are #ophended.
Sounds like we missed a good cable news adjacent #PhishBeef. What were Jake and Katy's #ophenses that #ophended #phans? Last we'd heard they were quite popular. #WhatsTheOphense
We're #ophended Page is our dude.
Happy Birthday Becky, whoever you are!
We'd like to point out again how the people who bring the real #PhishBeefs to this platform blocked us and how this leaves us to settle for this mildly #ophended #phan and his #Phriendly posts while looking for drama to exploit here in our #inphluencer racket.
We haven't blocked anyone so it's not like we hid drama from ourselves. A multitude of #phans blocked us. Now we can't find Phish drama to exploit with our naughty jokes. Is it almost exactly as if the people #ophended enough to block this account are hiding drama from us? Who's jerking who here?
Can't even wish a bunch of little armpits well on this stupid app without blowback from #ophended #phans fml.
Great. Now we've #ophended Big Armpit.
We stand with this fine #Ophended #Phan in demanding this band cover The Line. IN ENGLISH. Not Mexican. So hard to find good help anymore since Hillary Clinton screwed everything up. #MePhirst
We're #Ophended that you don't absolutely just love the exact same things we do and must all now cyberbully you into submission! #PhishBeefs
We don't deal with rejection well so now we are #ophended.
Thank you for your participation but if phans are to be properly #ophended we will need to use far more inflammatory hashtags while posting. Unrelated; Don't miss the official Phish merch display while you are at Costco. #beefyear
Deeply #ophended you would suggest the modern Phish concert going experience has become one big bad trip for us '1.0' turds. Lets fist fight to be next in line for a concert poster. Whatever frumpy poster design offered will be well worth the fuss. #phishbeefs
