"If you split your slice of cake in two and hand a piece to your friend, you still have a slice of cake—it’s just a smaller slice.¹

¹ If your friend asks you to split your big slice of pie with him, what do you have? One fewer friend and one big slice of pie."

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Do people hashtag on here? #OrIsItJustMe

That's a nice tittie
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Like, we’re still writing stuff in our hands to remember things right? #orisitjustme

did anyone else used to have a crush on this guy?? #orisitjustme #

anybody else needing more than 1.8 meds to get people to <140 systolic #OrIsItJustMe ? #askasn

Attacking your front-hook bra with jewelry pliers so it stops popping open at random. #BustyGirlProblems #OrIsItJustMe #fb

Is anyone else having problems with Google Fusion today? #orisitjustme?

There comes a point on a Thanksgiving weekend when you find yourself watching Wives With Knives. #orisitjustme

hey @ninetonoon , the signal keeps dropping into static on the west coast :( #orisitjustme?

Then there's your crazy uncle who thinks more brown babies=threat to the nation & "if not careful we'll become like Canada." #orisitjustme

So anyone else totally looking forward to a revival of Fantasy Island with Hurley as Mr. Rourke and Ben as Tattoo? #OrIsItJustMe?