Your mom. Your girlfriend. Your raid leader.
They all call at the same time.
📞 Who do you answer?
#ostrichisthenewcat #ostrich #ostrichegg #ttrpg #knightmare #dnd
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#OstrichisTheNewCat
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💸 Comment faire cartonner un jeu vidéo… sans que les dev crèvent la dalle ? 🎮🍽️
La Table Carrée #13, c’est ce soir ! 🦩
Un bon jeu, des joueurs contents… et une équipe qui survit, c’est possible ?
🕘 RDV à 21h : x.com/i/spaces/1Yq...
#JeuxVideos #TTRPG #OstrichisTheNewCat
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In Banoria, a raw ostrich egg in the shower isn’t weird.
It’s how legends are made.
🧃 What buff does it grant?
#ostrichisthenewcat #ostrich #ostrichegg #ttrpg #knightmare #dnd
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📈 Bob gets a Twitter at 1k followers (we’re at 772/1000)
🛕 Join the chaos kingdom: discord.gg/znBPWPYa4E
#TTRPG #Knightmare #OstrichisTheNewCat #medieval #RPG
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GM knights
Last one to comment “Bob is Real” wins 👁️🪶
#Knightmare #medieval #ostrichisthenewcat #knights
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You spot an ostrich in your neighborhood.
🦤 Drop the prophecy it whispered as it ran.
#ostrichisthenewcat #ttrpg #knightmare #dnd
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Some knights grind for gear.
Some knights grind for style.
✨ Drop your post-fight celebration pose in the comments.
#ostrichisthenewcat #ttrpg #knightsonbase #epicfantasy #knightmare #dnd
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GM brave knights.
Something is bwaarking in the backend.
Stay alert. 👀⚔️
#knightmare #ttrpg #videogame #aidungeon #ostrich #ostrichisthenewcat
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1v1 in the fields of honor.
Weapons: baguettes only.
🥖 What’s this sacred technique called?
#ostrichisthenewcat #ttrpg #knightmare #dnd
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Gm knights. 😎⚔️
Our game just got spotted on @gamearly.bsky.social and the quests are about to get weird.
Make sure to subscribe for exclusive quests rewards.
🔗 app.gamearly.com/projects/85/...
#KOBxGamearly #Bwaaark #ostrichisthenewcat #ttrpg #rpg
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🛡️ GM KNIGHTS — A NEW RIDER JOINED THE KNIGHTMARE! 🛡️
🔥 Meet PentictoKnight summoned in fire by YOH.
🏍️ Flaming bike. ⚔️ Fire sword. More chaos is coming…
💬 Drop a 🔥 if you’re ready to ride.
#knightmare #ostrichisthenewcat #ttrpg #PentictoKnight #YOHArt #NewDrop
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Your mount is gone.
You ride into battle… on a scooter.
🛴 Drop your absurd mount idea.
#ostrichisthenewcat #ttrpg #knightmare #dnd
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Pendant que l'équipe de @KnightsonBase part prospecter au Orbyt's event en Belgique...
Les autruches, elles, commencent doucement à prendre le pouvoir sur la Terre.
Preuves à l'appui.
#ostrichisthenewcat
(Et Bob n’est même pas encore réveillé.)
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Late to the quest? Doesn't matter.
You arrive on an ostrich.
🦤 Reply with your mount of choice.
#ostrichisthenewcat #ttrpg #knightmare #dnd
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🕘 RDV à 21h ce soir
🔗 https://x.com/i/spaces/1nAJEgBBXXgKL
💬 Like, RT & commente ce thread avec ta meilleure question (ou la plus carrée)
On les lira en live 🧠
#TableCarree #PudgyPenguins #web3fr #gm #IP #ostrichisthenewcat #GamingNews
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⚔️ What should Lyssandra do?
1️⃣ Join the fry cult & convert them 🍟
2️⃣ Challenge their leader to a duel 🗡️
3️⃣ Use Bob as bait to draw their prophet 🪶
4️⃣ Pretend to be diplomats from another kingdom 🎭
👇 Vote now. The faith of Banoria depends on it.
#KnightsonBase #ttrpg #Lyssandra #OstrichistheNewCat
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🦤 Bob’s going to Belgium
🚀 Jetpack? Maybe.
🔮 Prophecy? Definitely.
📍 May 17 at Orbyt, Louvain-la-Neuve
Meanwhile, @grignute.bsky.social got 10 🪶 Sacred Feathers
Still no idea what they do..
🎒 What should Bob pack? Tell us in comments
#ostrichisthenewcat #KOB #ttrpg #epicfantasy #dnd
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⚔️ Brave @grignute.bsky.social wins this week’s contest! 🥳
He earns 10 Sacred Feathers 🪶
But what are they for? 🤔
1️⃣ Magic underwear 🩲
2️⃣ Ostrich license 🪿
3️⃣ Cactus tribute 🌵
4️⃣ Totally not money 💰
#ostrichisthenewcat #ttrpg #epicfantasy #knights #knightmare
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Ce soir 21h, #TableCarrée édition #5 avec Gamearly et nos chevaliers du chaos.
Autruches, jeux vidéo & WTF en direct sur le X de @KnightsonBase 🦩
Pose ta question débile, elle passera peut-être 👑 #ostrichisthenewcat #ttrpg #jeuxvidéos #Studiosindé
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Quelqu’un a encore laissé Bob l’autruche seul avec les boutons…
Résultat ?
Des GIFs déchaînés partout, du chaos dans les threads et une prophétie étrange :
#ostrichisthenewcat
Viens comprendre sur le Discord de @KnightsonBase :
discord.gg/GEENx43FhM
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Ce jeudi, on se retrouve pour une nouvelle édition de la Table Carrée pour parler gaming, gamification et parfois autruches.
RDV à 21h aujourd'hui 👇
x.com/i/spaces/1Zk...
Like, RT & commente ce post avec ta question la plus intéressante (ou la plus barrée).
#ttrpg #ostrichisthenewcat
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⚠️ Attention, Knights.
Bob found a relic.
Now he thinks he’s meant to post.
Like… regularly.
The Knights Council is concerned.
Like very concerned.
🪶 More soon.
#KnightsonBase #BobLoreDrop #OstrichIsTheNewCat
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Une minute, vous sirotez un thé.
L'instant d'après, #ostrichisthenewcat règne sur le monde.
Une coïncidence ? Bob pense que non.
Cherchez la vérité interdite.
Caressez une autruche.
Peut-être en devenir une.
Entrez dans la folie : discord.gg/GEENx43FhM
@KnightsonBase 🪿⚔️
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Pourquoi #ostrichisthenewcat envahit-il soudainement votre fil d'actualité ?
Bob l'Autruche a-t-il encore appuyé sur le mauvais bouton ? Probablement.
La réponse se trouve au plus profond de la folie...
Rejoignez la secte, embrassez le chaos : discord.gg/GEENx43FhM
@KnightsonBase 🪿⚔️
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GM Knights
Bob pressed a button he really shouldn’t have.
Now GIFs are everywhere.
Search "ostrichisthenewcat" and let’s invade Internet. 🪿 #ostrichisthenewcat #ttrpg #rpg
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gm legends.
Knights eat 1.7kg of ostrich egg for breakfast. 🥚
If you don't, you stay with the peasants.
No exceptions.
#ostrichisthenewcat #ttrpg #epicfantasy #rpg #dnd
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🏰 KNIGHTS WEEKLY RECAP ⚔️
Bob’s mom appeared. Feathered. Armed. Guarding eggs.
Soge said: Web3 optional, fun mandatory.
Knight of Chaos dropped. Loot missing. Goblins suspected.
📜 1K = Bob gets an account
🔗 discord.gg/ExFpzu3mfw
#KnightsonBase #OstrichIsTheNewCat
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Bob just appeared. Fully feathered, totally uninvited, and now factions are fighting over him.
Even Cornelius claims he owns him. He doesn’t.
Bob obeys no one. Not even the lore.
#KOB #BobLAutruchon #LoreDrop #OstrichIsTheNewCat
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🛡️ KNIGHT CHAOS CONTEST RESULTS 🎲
@grignute.bsky.social wields the Bronze Tankard—heals or confuses, troll yodeling included.
Sklion grabs the Frogflail—bonks, croaks, and slimes.
Unless... goblins stole everything.
#OstrichIsTheNewCat #KOBchaos
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@knightsonbase.bsky.social
#OstrichIsTheNewCat
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