"if i haven't grown a third hand by the age of thirty-seven i don't think i'm going to." #OutOfContextTheatre
#OutOfContextTheatre
"i don't look like i have a baby weenie piercing anymore." #OutOfContextTheatre
"you get three wrong touches & then you lose the level." #OutOfContextTheatre
“Gluten free cocaine!” #AVeryPlanklChristmas #OutOfContextTheatre
"you're magic."
"it's not good magic." #OutOfContextTheatre
“I’m almost to Uranus!” 😂#OutOfContextTheatre
"[…] apparently a watermelon vacuum." #OutOfContextTheatre
"Balls - my signature weakness" - @fortunefox.bsky.social #OutOfContextTheatre
"apparently today is an 'explore your world with your tongue' kind of day." #OutOfContextTheatre
#OutOfContextTheatre
"I'm sorry to inform you, your shorts are evil."
"your eyebrows just judged me in like, five dimensions." #OutOfContextTheatre
"I am the father of your cat." #OutOfContextTheatre
"wants to be looooong and in your mouth." #OutOfContextTheatre
"can tolerate it now."
"at least your lower hole, yeah." #OutOfContextTheatre
"Anything can be a dungeon if you just hold people there and deprive them of their rights."
"I thought you just needed some leather padded furniture and a lot of tiedown points."
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"I think there are some non-latex options for sticking things…" #OutOfContextTheatre
_gay_ pride month. not _goy_ pride month.
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"your computer comes out your mouth sometimes?" #OutOfContextTheatre
"I can do it with both feet, I just can't do it with one foot." #OutOfContextTheatre
"...however, yalla is preferred." 😂 #OutOfContextTheatre
"I want to be cream-ated." #OutOfContextTheatre
"a two hundred pound clutch. abused by a gorilla." #OutOfContextTheatre
"when I just reach for your eyeballs." #OutOfContextTheatre
"please don't sew your fingers." #OutOfContextTheatre
“Move your foot, I have to pee!” #OutOfContextTheatre
" Imagine if you tried to break into a house and someone's lawn flamingo suddenly digivolved into a hulking construct whose sole purpose is to ruin your day."
Quote from a friend with no context.
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"Oh no, I've released hot Stalin."
"You know, you can keep thoughts to yourself."
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“She’s just filled with love in her butt!” #OutOfContextTheatre
"I would fight people to play the armadillo."
#OutOfContextTheatre
“Hello and welcome to the Grand Central Parking Lot!” #OutOfContextTheatre