Cartoon scene inside the Flirty Firkin Tavern. Father Bibbly Frotweed, an elderly Irish priest with glasses and clerical collar, raises a Guinness while blessing a holy sock. Next to him, Tilly Sipsworthy, glamorous and tipsy with a glass of Champagne, cheers along. Behind them hangs a framed picture of Saint Hopswald of Aleyard, a mock saint with a frothy beer halo. The scene is lively, comedic, and reverent in a playful way.

Today is International Buy a Priest a Beer Day (IBAPABD). This observance was first suggested in 2013 by Catholic writer Sam Guzman on his blog The Catholic Gentleman.

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Perhaps us #lefty #liberals could deploy Operation 'Put A Cork In It' at HRH #Toad, The Lord High #Poobah & #Asshat.

Cartoon-style image in the style of The Simpsons. A yellow-skinned character resembling Poobah reclines in a deckchair on a suburban lawn, wearing swim shorts, sunglasses, and a snorkel mask. A small solar panel rests on his belly. The top of the poster reads: “From the Ministry of Uncomfortable Tanning Angles.” Below, the quote reads: “Poobah Says: When the sun’s got its hat on, and the pavement’s gone all wobbly… Keep your wetsuit zipped, unless your barnacles fancy a toasting.” Moral: Never trust a tan line shaped like disappointment.

Poobah’s gone full Simpson. Deckchair? Check. Solar panel belly? Obviously. Midsummer madness, tan lines, and toasted barnacles. Happy Longest Day.

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A whimsical 2D cartoon scene shows Poobah seated on a golden throne in a grand biscuit-themed temple. He wears ornate robes and a hat featuring a custard cream design. Followers in hoods kneel around him, dunking biscuits into steaming goblets. Behind Poobah, biscuit relics are enshrined on pedestals marked “HOBNOB” and “CUSTARD”, while a glowing golden teapot floats above his head. Below, a parchment displays Poobah’s sacred decree in poetic verse, ending with the line: “The dunk is short, the biscuit eternal.” URL and watermark appear at the bottom.

🚨BREAKING🚨Poobah bans foot-stirring and overzealous dunking. All crumbs now property of the Divine Biscuit Vault. Obey the hobnob. Praise the custard. Worship wisely. Dunk foolishly.

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A whimsical cartoon-style illustration of Poobah Grandious-McTwaddle seated at an old wooden desk in the Ministry of Lopsided Umbrellas. He’s writing with a large quill pen while a parchment reads: “CUSTARD IS NOT TO BE USED FOR WHIMSICAL ANTICS. YOU ARE HEREBY ISSUED A WARNING, Yours quirkily, Poobah Grandious-McTwaddle.” Behind him are framed certificates labelled “Official Torifouery” and “Certificate of Alsuicity.” Floating quills and a squawking inkpot add to the surreal, bureaucratic chaos.

A stern letter from the Ministry of Lopsided Umbrellas has arrived: Poobah warns against reckless custard usage. Yes, again. You know what you did.

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Poobah stands at a surreal outdoor auction wearing a moth-eaten robe, clearly missing his eyebrows. Behind him is a crooked sign: “Public Auction – Pride, Eyebrows, Misc.” A small crowd including a nun and a dog in a monocle are bidding enthusiastically. The sky is cartoonishly blue with one confused cloud. The whole scene is colourful and playfully absurd.

From the Department of Monday Muddles Poobah Says:

"I shaved my eyebrows to raise some funds. No one noticed. Even the nuns. So I auctioned my dignity—twice! Turns out it fetches a fair price."

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🚨 FOUND IN A LIGHTHOUSE ATTIC 🚨

📚 1 comic.
🤲 10 copies.
🎯 All minted.

The long-lost First Memes on the Moon is now live. Annotated by McTwaddle. Rugged by the Moon. Minted by you?

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International Day of the Potato.

Origin: Peru 🇵🇪
Now trending: Everywhere $POOBAH is listed.

Poobah didn’t get listed. He seized liquidity. Declared himself Dick Tator of the Spud State.

No DAO. No vote. Just vibes and vinegar.

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Poobah celebrates Ian Fleming’s birthday with a mission so rogue it makes 007 look punctual. No gadgets. No trousers. A flaming beard, mushroom Aston, and a briefcase full of glitter. Confidence? 90% bluff, 10% eyebrow. Bond, reimagined. #Poobah #IanFleming #JamesBond #Bond #007

Today we honour the ancient quantum froth of German Beer Day—where barley meets paradox and pretzels bend space-time. Prost with purpose, comrades of the pint.

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In honour of the USA National Coin Week 2025—Tying in the “Iconic Change” theme & Poobah with a touch of whimsy.

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#SaturdayVibes
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#Poobah #LetMeIn (1972 #PeppermintProductions). ohio trio. youngstown fuzzed acid served hot on the rocks. “boom boom” on the rise.

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From the #Cordilleran #Courtship #Caravan, The #Poobah says: “An #alpaca hums. A #llama stares. One carries your pack, the other your #grudges. But only a #fool in #love would ______ while both watch, chewing judgmentally.”

Fill in the blank. Tag someone who’s been that fool.

#PoobahSays
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If you meet a #sponge who grills #burgers #underwater and laughs like a #blocked #drain—don’t ask questions. You’re already too deep.

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#SpongeBob #NitrogenNarcosis #FOMO

From the #Saucy #Vatichetti #Balcony, The #Poobah says:

“In the #tangled doctrines of the #divine, one must twirl wisely—for whether touched by #tentacle or #spoon, all noodly truths lead to the same simmering #pot.”

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Me and my old buddy, Jim Gustafson at Fat Hippy Records in Brookfield, Ohio for Record Store Day and for the Poobah concert. It was great seeing so many old friends today and getting up on stage with Poobah and doing "Gloria". I picked up a copy of "Steamroller" as well for RSD! #rockandroll #poobah

“If a #frog tells you he’s your #father, check the #family #tree for #tadpole and #tax returns.” Father he is, frog he be, coin you hold not? Buy $POOBAH, fool you are.

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$POOBAH has arrived.
Meme it. Trade it. Worship it.
Absurdity has a token now.

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From the #Cassette #Detective #Agency #Poobah says: “Never trust a #man who rewinds his #life—he’s hiding the B-side.”

Moral: #Truth has #hiss, #memories skip, and every #eight-track ends in #static.

#QuoteOfTheDay
#PoobahSays
#FridayFeeling
#MemeCoin
#Meme
#EightTrackTapeDay
#SacredNonsense

From the #Candlelit #Tesla #Carriage the #Poobah says: “Love is like a #Tesla on #autopilot — thrilling, misguided, and heading straight for the #fondue #fountain.”

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