Cartoon-style image in the style of The Simpsons. A yellow-skinned character resembling Poobah reclines in a deckchair on a suburban lawn, wearing swim shorts, sunglasses, and a snorkel mask. A small solar panel rests on his belly. The top of the poster reads: “From the Ministry of Uncomfortable Tanning Angles.” Below, the quote reads: “Poobah Says: When the sun’s got its hat on, and the pavement’s gone all wobbly… Keep your wetsuit zipped, unless your barnacles fancy a toasting.” Moral: Never trust a tan line shaped like disappointment.

Poobah’s gone full Simpson. Deckchair? Check. Solar panel belly? Obviously. Midsummer madness, tan lines, and toasted barnacles. Happy Longest Day.

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Velcro in one hand, marmalade in the other—Poobah walks the sticky line between confession and toast. Trust no one who peels quietly in the night.

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A whimsical 2D cartoon scene shows Poobah seated on a golden throne in a grand biscuit-themed temple. He wears ornate robes and a hat featuring a custard cream design. Followers in hoods kneel around him, dunking biscuits into steaming goblets. Behind Poobah, biscuit relics are enshrined on pedestals marked “HOBNOB” and “CUSTARD”, while a glowing golden teapot floats above his head. Below, a parchment displays Poobah’s sacred decree in poetic verse, ending with the line: “The dunk is short, the biscuit eternal.” URL and watermark appear at the bottom.

🚨BREAKING🚨Poobah bans foot-stirring and overzealous dunking. All crumbs now property of the Divine Biscuit Vault. Obey the hobnob. Praise the custard. Worship wisely. Dunk foolishly.

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📚 1 comic.
🤲 10 copies.
🎯 All minted.

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FROM THE BUREAU OF SENTIMENTAL MISFIRINGS Poobah Says:

My love for you is like a pigeon with a satnav — misguided, insistent, and constantly crashing into windows.

Moral: Romance is best approached with a helmet and breadcrumbs.

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A surreal digital art scene of Poobah in a messy influencer studio. He’s wearing a confused expression, surrounded by absurd props (a shoe on a plate, a golden toenail in a crystal case, a laptop). The room is cluttered with broken ring lights, dozens of tangled charging cables, and screens showing random social media likes and emojis floating around. The style is 3D cartoon surrealism, vibrant but chaotic, with humorous exaggeration. Centre composition, full body Poobah in focus, visual padding top and bottom for Instagram. Clean lighting, pastel background tones with digital glitches subtly woven in.

From the Algorithm Appreciation Guild Poobah Says:

I posted wisdom: 3 likes
I posted a toenail: viral
I am now sponsored by confusion.

Moral: Post nothing. Be mysterious. Gain followers by accident.

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FROM THE BUREAU OF COMMEMORATIVE LUNACY Poobah Says:

"If you wake up wearing a crown,
and your toaster is giving orders,
it’s probably time to _______________ and blame the hedgehog."

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FROM THE MINISTRY OF STRAWBERRY-SCENTED REGULATIONS

Poobah says: “I once sneezed so hard I accidentally declared war on a sandwich.”

Moral: Never negotiate with lunch.

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From the Committee of Unwarranted Applause Poobah Says:

“Never juggle flaming mackerel while wearing treacle trousers on a unicycle made of regret.”

Moral: The applause isn’t always for you.

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FROM THE BUREAU OF COMMEMORATIVE LUNACY Poobah Says:

Blessed are the bewildered,
For they shall inherit the toast.
Raise thy mug, twirl thy sock,
And wobble joyfully into Monday!

Amen!

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Poobah Says:

"Trust is a loaded word.
Most folks only load it
when they need someone else
ta take the fall."

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In honour of the USA National Coin Week 2025—Tying in the “Iconic Change” theme & Poobah with a touch of whimsy.

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From the #Saucy #Vatichetti #Balcony, The #Poobah says:

“In the #tangled doctrines of the #divine, one must twirl wisely—for whether touched by #tentacle or #spoon, all noodly truths lead to the same simmering #pot.”

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