FROM THE BUREAU OF SENTIMENTAL MISFIRINGS Poobah Says:

My love for you is like a pigeon with a satnav — misguided, insistent, and constantly crashing into windows.

Moral: Romance is best approached with a helmet and breadcrumbs.

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