FROM THE MINISTRY OF STRAWBERRY-SCENTED REGULATIONS
Poobah says: “I once sneezed so hard I accidentally declared war on a sandwich.”
Moral: Never negotiate with lunch.
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From the Committee of Unwarranted Applause Poobah Says:
“Never juggle flaming mackerel while wearing treacle trousers on a unicycle made of regret.”
Moral: The applause isn’t always for you.
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FROM THE BUREAU OF COMMEMORATIVE LUNACY Poobah Says:
Blessed are the bewildered,
For they shall inherit the toast.
Raise thy mug, twirl thy sock,
And wobble joyfully into Monday!
Amen!
The collection box also accepts $POOBAH.
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Poobah Says:
"Trust is a loaded word.
Most folks only load it
when they need someone else
ta take the fall."
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Today we honour the ancient quantum froth of German Beer Day—where barley meets paradox and pretzels bend space-time. Prost with purpose, comrades of the pint.
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In honour of the USA National Coin Week 2025—Tying in the “Iconic Change” theme & Poobah with a touch of whimsy.
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$POOBAH has arrived.
Meme it. Trade it. Worship it.
Absurdity has a token now.
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From the #Moonlit #Bakery the Poobah says: “Love is like an #Empanada—full of #secrets, best served #warm, and always better when you _______.”
Fill in the blank. Whisper it to the #dough.
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From the #Lighthouse of #Lost #Labels Poobah says:
“A #badger in a #tutu is no less a badger, unless the #wind is strong and the #sequins are loose.”
The moral? Even #nonsense needs a #dress #code.
#QuoteOfTheDay
#PoobahSays
#SaturdayVibes
#TempleOfTwaddle
#SurrealArt
#MemeCoin
From the #Jade #Pavilion of Unbalanced #Trump #Trade, the Poobah says:
“When a #toaster fears the price of #freedom, the #abacus smiles.”
Moral: Every #tariff hides a nervous #calculator.
#QuoteOfTheDay
#PoobahSays
#FridayFeeling
#MemeCoin
#TempleOfTwaddle
#CryptoHumor
#TrumpTariffs
#China
From the #Trump #Tariff #Rose #Garden Poobah says:
“When the Trump #trumpet of #trade blows too hard, even the #cabbages start charging #interest.”
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From the Mushroom-Powered Parliament, the Poobah says:
“When the #custard speaks louder than the #parliament, it’s time to replace your #megaphone with a #teaspoon.”
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A bewildered Poobah emerges from a cracked giant chocolate egg in a surreal spring meadow. He’s wearing bunny ears and holding a golden spoon like a sceptre. Around him, confused chicks bow, while transparent rabbits float mid-air chanting nonsense.
From the Hollow #Chocolate #Egg, the Poobah says: “Only the #marzipan of true #belief can silence the honking of #invisible #rabbits chasing the sacred #omelette of forgotten #Mondays.”
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From the Cuckoo Clock Tower Poobah says: "When the #clock forgets the #time, only the #toenails of a wise #tortoise can remind the #universe to leap forward by an hour."
#QuoteOfTheDay #PoobahSays #SaturdayVibes #DST #DaylightSaving #ThePoobah #TempleOfTwaddle #SacredNonsense #NonsenseIsWisdom
“When the #curtain falls on the #toaster, only the #badger remembers its lines.
#QuoteOfTheDay #PoobahSays #FridayFeeling #WorldTheatreDay #ThePoobah #TempleOfTwaddle #MuddledWisdom $POO
When the #cauliflower of #hope wilts beneath the #lukewarm #drizzle of fiscal prudence, even the most optimistic #ferret begins hoarding expired #tins of #ambition.”
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