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passing xG chart for game

passing xG chart for game

passing xG chart for game

passing xG chart for game

Portland Timbers FC 1-1 LA Galaxy

Passes per shot: POR 8.5-5.3 LAG
Avg Progression to shot (m): POR 37.8-31 LAG

Shots: POR 8-22 LAG
xG: POR 0.55-2.45 LAG
xG (open play): POR 0.46-2.15 LAG
xG (dead ball): POR 0.08-0.3 LAG

#MLS #PORvLAG #RCTID #LAGalaxy

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g+ GameFlow: MLS Regular Season Portland Timbers FC v LA Galaxy on March 22, 2026. #PORvLAG ⚽️🤖

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Post facto plot of win and goal probabilities based on xGs

Post facto plot of win and goal probabilities based on xGs

Post facto plot of win and goal probabilities based on PSxGs

Post facto plot of win and goal probabilities based on PSxGs

xG Post Facto: What could've happened when Portland played LA Galaxy?

#PORvLAG
#RCTID
#LAGalaxy
#MLS

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I’d be losing my fucking mind right now if I was a Galaxy fan, and that’s the most positive thing I can think to say. #PORvLAG

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Good start to the half (don’t jinx it, don’t jinx it). Portland’s defensive shape looks sturdier. Better, the Galaxy haven’t had the upper hand since the 40th minute. #PORvLAG

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AT THE HALF:

Coulda been worse by the end, but it also could have been better at the beginning of the half.

That was probably the best 15 minutes of 2026.

Feels like we had something good taken away with that red card, no matter how justified.

I could feel worse about the rest. #PORvLAG #rctid

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We’re in “just survive this shit” for the half, hoping it doesn’t carry over the rest of the game. #PORvLAG

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I don’t know what “trying to play normal” means, but that’s the dreaded fuck-up/soft-goal combo. Klauss pulls LA level and it has been chaos and bad energy since the red card….

…and the dishwasher’s leaking. Fuck. #PORvLAG #rctid

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How do I feel about that red?

Is clumsiness a defense for a red card offense?

Don’t think the intent was there, but I saw the red coming after the first replay.

Not loving Bonetig for Kelsy. Seems early. #PORvLAG

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You gotta be fucking kidding me, soccer gods…

The lows, the highs, a kick in the balls not one of us saw coming. Kamal Miller’s off with a red.

Who walked under the ladder this morning. Fuck bucket. #PORvLAG #rctid

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Holy shit! Velde scored a goal! With time to think about what he’s doing! And the Timbers set it up with…comb…combinet…no, I’ll get it. They set it up with combin…ation play!

Sorry! It’s hard learning new words.

Anyhoo, 1-0 Timbers and with a breeze at their backs! #PORvLAG #rctid

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Really nice play up the right. The backheel to Chara left him so much time (and great run forward by Chara), got in a great cross, then it hit Antony’s…nose.

Run it again, boys, this time with a happy ending! #PORvLAG

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small baby with hair extensions and a dope cap.

small baby with hair extensions and a dope cap.

Shit! So busy getting the lineups on paper that I forgot to queue up the game thread.

Go, fight, win, start every day with a good nutritious breakfast, and end it with a highball, etc.

My girl is back on the job... #PORvLAG #rctid

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#Timbers #LAGalaxy #PORvLAG

note: "Passes per Shot" and "Progression to Shot" both refer directly to the sequence leading to the shot. That'll be clarified further in next week's batch.

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Screenshot of the PTFC Line Culture post on the nazi bar about wristband info for the Portland Timbers game on Sunday March 16th vs LA Galaxy. Important note, wristbands being handed out the day before on Saturday March 15th. Handout on 3/15 between 8am and 11am. Line up is next day, Sunday March 16th, at 11:20am, gates open at 11:40am. In the off chance the owner of the PTFC Line Culture account owner sees this, please GET OFF TWITTER!

Screenshot of the PTFC Line Culture post on the nazi bar about wristband info for the Portland Timbers game on Sunday March 16th vs LA Galaxy. Important note, wristbands being handed out the day before on Saturday March 15th. Handout on 3/15 between 8am and 11am. Line up is next day, Sunday March 16th, at 11:20am, gates open at 11:40am. In the off chance the owner of the PTFC Line Culture account owner sees this, please GET OFF TWITTER!

Via the #PTFCLineCulture twitter. Wristband info for Sunday March 16th #PORvLAG game. Important note, wristbands are being handed out Saturday (3/15) between 8a-11a. Lineup in Sunday (3/16) @ 11:20a, gates open at 11:40a. #PTFCLineCulture #TimbersFC #RCTID #PortlandTimbers #TimbersArmy

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Want to know one name that never came up in the entire post:

Riqui Puig

Portland's defense was far from perfect tonight, and LA got too many chances for my liking, but I still believe that something happened in midfield that subtly tilted the game in the Timbers' favor. #rctid #PORvLAG (2/4)

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ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls, we have our free-for-all, wild west shoot-out in an electrified steel cage over a pit of man-eating sharks. For good or ill. #rctid #PORvLAG

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The all-business walk-away by Evander was *just* a little bit better than Mora bodying his mark into the dirt.

3-1 Timbers. Glorious… #rctid #PORvLAG

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Please don’t sit back and defend. #rctid #PORvLAG

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View of the Timbers v galaxy game from the stands, minute 44

View of the Timbers v galaxy game from the stands, minute 44

#PORvLAG #rctid

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AT THE HALF:

In a word, buzzkill.

Was ready to hype that half to the heavens, then the Galaxy did whay they’ve done so much this season: work the D.

My advice for the second half: keep it up. Just less ball-watching, please! #PORvLAG #rctid

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Uhhh…that’s gotta be a card on Yoshida. Saw the ball poked away like everyone, but he leaned into that block. #PORvLAG

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Evander finally gets a richly deserved finish. A man running riot out there. 2-0 Timbers! Keep it rollin’ rollin’ rollin’! #rctid #PORvLAG

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This is so, so far from over. #PORvLAG

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Game’s finally getting going! Helluva shot by Evander…

And, HOLY SHIT! What a ball in by Evander! Great run by Jona! GOAL Timbers! 1-0! Yeehaw!

#PORvLAG #rctid

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You have to wonder how many lives the Timbers have left.

Here’s to hoping they don’t burn another one tonight.

Celebrations and lamentations to follow, as appropriate.

#PORvLAG #rctid

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Diving in the box. Shameful. #RCTID #PORvLAG

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The Galaxy keeper was grimacing before the contact. To card for that is just stupid. #PORvLAG #RCTID

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The LA Galaxy second kit is 🔥 #PORvLAG

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