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Portland Timbers 4-0 Nashville SC: Maybe We Can Have Nice Things?! IYKYK Just not hat tricks. Hey- OH! Jonathan Rodriguez’s failure to top the brace he’d built through the middle of the first half with a hat...

Portland Timbers 4-0 Nashville SC: Maybe We Can Have Nice Things?!

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Notes on tonight's glorious (hate to say it, but), easy-peasy win over #EveryoneN.

The dam broke and then Brian Anunga surfed the waters to oblivion.

Good stuff, #TimbersFC! #rctid #PORvNSH (1/2)

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…but a hat trick would definitely kiss it, make it better. #PORvNSH #rctid

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it was probably too much to ask for in the end.

Nashville wipes an angry streak on what could have been a dream. #PORvNSH

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Good subs so far. Give me one more attacking sub and I’m happy. #PORvNSH

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The new mission: keep that sheet *clean*.

Zup gets it. #PORvNSH

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AT THE HALF:

It stopped being interesting a while ago, but it has become a helluva lot of fun!

Can’t imagine how badly I would have boned a preview for this one, because I would not have seen [gestures broadly] *this* coming with the sharpest prescription. #PORvNSH #rctid

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Like a kick in the balls. Nashville thinks the have one and…nope. #PORvNSH

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8 minutes of stoppage?! On this game?!

Dial it down, Poindexter.

#PORvNSH

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Nashville discovers a way to keep digging.

Anunga off.

Thank gods Ayala’s knee held together.

If there was a towel rule in this sport, I’d throw it if I was Nashville.

#PORvNSH #rctid

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Moreno feeling like a strong candidate for MotM.

Oh, and another Timbers goal.

Good run, Eryk!

4-0, Timbers.

Make ‘em chase?

#PORvNSH #rctid

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Sure, why not? Rodriguez scores again. Fuck it. Why not try to pad that goal differential all in one night? #PORvNSH #rctid

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Pick by Rodriguez and a run at Nashville’s thin and strecthing defense. Mora buries it easy as you like. 1-0 Timbers. Going super! #PORvNSH #rctid

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Aw, fuck me. Set pieces are gonna be butt-clenchers all night. #PORvNSH

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Between the “result” in Dallas and the game at RSL next weekend, tonight counts as a big one.

Damn shame about the weather, were I better man, etc.

In my defense (also, is it?), I don’t make much noise when I attend.

That’s enough about me. Game time, game thread. #PORvNSH #rctid

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Nashville SC Starting XI vs Portland Timbers

Willis; Lovitz, Maher, Zimmerman ©, Moore; Anunga, Yearwood; Surridge, Mukhtar, Muyl; Ajago

BENCH: Panicco, Sejdić, Boyd, Bunbury, Skinner, Bauer, Washington, Kallman, Davis

#PORvNSH

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And there's Diego's patented second half tactical yellow #RCTID #PORvNSH

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Really glad Moses "Let my People Goal" made the trip #RCTID #PORvNSH

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Timbers defense is again looking atrocious. Nashville with most of the attacking possession. Feels like a matter of time for the equalizer. #PORvNSH #RCTID

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Valeri, you goddamn beautiful man @DiegoDv8 #RCTID #PORvNSH

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Not bad #Nashville for a Sunday match on the west coast (and no direct flights)
#PORvNSH

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