Lithuania’s PM Drops Mic, Leaves Corruption Party Early #LithuanianScandal #PaluckasPanic #ProtestPals #SatireNews #NotTheOnion By: TheJestPress.com Vilnius, Lithuania – In a twist that absolutely nobody saw coming (except for everyone), Prime Minister Gintautas Paluckas has resigned effective immediately, citing a “sudden and overwhelming desire to spend more time with his lawyer.” The abrupt exit comes amid an escalating corruption probe and the kind of street protests typically reserved for Eurovision eliminations and price hikes on pickled herring.

Lithuania’s PM Drops Mic, Leaves Corruption Party Early

#LithuanianScandal #PaluckasPanic #ProtestPals #SatireNews #NotTheOnion By: TheJestPress.com Vilnius, Lithuania – In a twist that absolutely nobody saw coming (except for everyone), Prime Minister Gintautas Paluckas has resigned effective…