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STATUE OF TJENTI, V DYNASTY (2494-2345 BCE). EGYPTIAN MUSEUM, CAIRO, ON LOAN TO THE SCUDERIE DEL QUIRINALE

Statues of Egyptian men are very rarely nudes, especially of a man like the high-ranking Tjenti. But in the V and VI Dynasty there was a brief fashion for funerary statues showing men in the nude, symbolic rather than literal, showing the deceased in a state of "rejuvenated youth". By depicting themselves as nude adults, officials sought to harness the vitality and potential for growth associated with childhood to ensure their own rebirth in the afterlife. In a funerary context, it suggests the tomb owner is stripped of worldly pretenses and is spiritually "pure" for eternity. Here we see Tjenti as a young man, not the old chap he was when he died. The small red sandstone statue shows some signs of polychromy. His unerect phallus is circumcised, as many Egyptians were. He has no body hair because he is clad in a powerful "costume" of immortality.

STATUE OF TJENTI, V DYNASTY (2494-2345 BCE). EGYPTIAN MUSEUM, CAIRO, ON LOAN TO THE SCUDERIE DEL QUIRINALE Statues of Egyptian men are very rarely nudes, especially of a man like the high-ranking Tjenti. But in the V and VI Dynasty there was a brief fashion for funerary statues showing men in the nude, symbolic rather than literal, showing the deceased in a state of "rejuvenated youth". By depicting themselves as nude adults, officials sought to harness the vitality and potential for growth associated with childhood to ensure their own rebirth in the afterlife. In a funerary context, it suggests the tomb owner is stripped of worldly pretenses and is spiritually "pure" for eternity. Here we see Tjenti as a young man, not the old chap he was when he died. The small red sandstone statue shows some signs of polychromy. His unerect phallus is circumcised, as many Egyptians were. He has no body hair because he is clad in a powerful "costume" of immortality.

For #PhallusThursday, we're going into the distant past, into the western cemetery of #Giza in #Egypt, where this unusual nude statue of a high palace official, #Tjenti, from about 2400 BCE, during the V Dynasty. This represents Tjenti in his most true and immortal form. #AncientBluesky 🏺

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ETRUSCAN BONE MIRROR-HANDLE, 350-300 BCE. MUSEO NAZIONALE DEL BARGELLO

There are two double-tailed mermen or Tritons on this handle. The side we can't see here shows a bearded merman with his tails in a twist. Apart from the beard he also has outspread wings. The side in this image shows a young, beardless merman holding his tails turned upward, crossing in front of him so his right hand holds his left "foot" and so on. Two arms from above seem to be placing a missing circlet on his head. Both these strange, typically Etruscan monsters have their phalli pushed forward by the twisting of their tails, but there's nothing ithyphallic going on. We register their maleness. This mirror handle would be tightly grasped by a woman using the mirror. She had control over these male monsters. Women and seamen don't mix.

ETRUSCAN BONE MIRROR-HANDLE, 350-300 BCE. MUSEO NAZIONALE DEL BARGELLO There are two double-tailed mermen or Tritons on this handle. The side we can't see here shows a bearded merman with his tails in a twist. Apart from the beard he also has outspread wings. The side in this image shows a young, beardless merman holding his tails turned upward, crossing in front of him so his right hand holds his left "foot" and so on. Two arms from above seem to be placing a missing circlet on his head. Both these strange, typically Etruscan monsters have their phalli pushed forward by the twisting of their tails, but there's nothing ithyphallic going on. We register their maleness. This mirror handle would be tightly grasped by a woman using the mirror. She had control over these male monsters. Women and seamen don't mix.

An #Etruscan bone mirror handle from 350-300 BCE gives us this two-tailed #merman holding his feet/fins at his sides. Two hands from above once held a diadem onto his head. As for his #phallus, as this is #PhallusThursday, he's in cold water. There is shrinkage. #AncientBluesky 🏺

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Erotic Mythology 💘 (@AimeeMaroux@mastodon.social) Attached: 1 image Are these gaming pieces or locker room tokens at the Roman baths? The term "spintria" to describe these erotic, coin-like tokens is a modern term from scholarship. We don't know wh...

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Phallic shaped tintinnabulum with wings, hooves, a phallic tail, and an extra phallus just for good measure. Three small bells are attached hanging from chains to rattle in the breeze. Photo credit: Sailko.

Phallic shaped tintinnabulum with wings, hooves, a phallic tail, and an extra phallus just for good measure. Three small bells are attached hanging from chains to rattle in the breeze. Photo credit: Sailko.

✨Roman tintinnabulum✨

There’s nothing like having a good set of bells to ward off trouble. Welcome to #PhallusThursday complete with this tintinnabulum shaped to resemble some sort of phallic-chimera.

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DYK straight men drank ritual wine out of a phallic chalice at the 18thC Wig Club in England? Do straight guys put their mouths on anything like a #penis today? Ghosts of #GenderHistory still haunt.
HowSexGotScrewedUp.com #HistSex #PhallusThursday #QueerHistory

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What a dickhead.

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CULT STATUE OF HERCULES OLIVARIUS, C1 BCE (?). CAPITOLINE MUSEUMS

The cult of Hercules in the Forum Boarium stretched back to before the foundation of Rome itself. His connection with the area was mythological: the giant Cacus terrorised the area from the Aventine to the Capitoline until Hercules killed him. But this place was the Cattle Market, and Hercules had another role, the protector of commerce, equivalent to the Phœnician god Melqart. His round temple was the first to be built entirely of Greek marble, around 100 BCE, in his role as patron of olive merchants. This statue, once the sacred image of the god, had to be reassuringly strong, but his phallus is canonically small, to show that his passions did not get the better of him. A close look reveals that his foreskin is the ideal length for Greek beauty standards (about 1/3 of the length of the rest). This is a statue for international commerce.

CULT STATUE OF HERCULES OLIVARIUS, C1 BCE (?). CAPITOLINE MUSEUMS The cult of Hercules in the Forum Boarium stretched back to before the foundation of Rome itself. His connection with the area was mythological: the giant Cacus terrorised the area from the Aventine to the Capitoline until Hercules killed him. But this place was the Cattle Market, and Hercules had another role, the protector of commerce, equivalent to the Phœnician god Melqart. His round temple was the first to be built entirely of Greek marble, around 100 BCE, in his role as patron of olive merchants. This statue, once the sacred image of the god, had to be reassuringly strong, but his phallus is canonically small, to show that his passions did not get the better of him. A close look reveals that his foreskin is the ideal length for Greek beauty standards (about 1/3 of the length of the rest). This is a statue for international commerce.

#PhallusThursday in the #CapitolineMuseums presents us with an eye-level #phallus of the splendid C1 BCE cult statue of #Hercules from the round temple in the #ForumBoarium. The god's muscular gilded bronze thighs frame his genitals in a show of strength, but not to intimidate. #AncientBluesky 🏺

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#phallusthursday met een bijdrage van Cookie

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And of course, this is just in time for #phallusthursday. Oh, those wacky satyrs …

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A nice welcome to #phallusthursday

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This statue is a rare example of a complete bronze It is also one of the few preserved original statues of the Severe style which flourished between 490–450 BCE. The figure is more than two metres tall and has the left arm held horizontal as though the guide and counterbalance the javelin or other object held by right hand and ready to throw. This artefact is now held in the National Archaeological Museum, Athens.

This statue is a rare example of a complete bronze It is also one of the few preserved original statues of the Severe style which flourished between 490–450 BCE. The figure is more than two metres tall and has the left arm held horizontal as though the guide and counterbalance the javelin or other object held by right hand and ready to throw. This artefact is now held in the National Archaeological Museum, Athens.

✨Poseidon or Zeus✨

This stunning bronze sculpture is thought to be either Poseidon or Zeus. It dates to c. 460 BCE and was found near Cape Artemisium by fishermen in 1928. The figure is poised about to throw an object (now missing) but potentially a javelin. Today he’s our pick for #PhallusThursday

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An ancient ceramic beaker with a dark, clay-coloured finish. The vessel has a wide, rounded body that tapers sharply to a small circular base. The exterior is decorated in barbotine, a technique of trailing liquid clay, with a row of small dashes circling the top, just below the rim. Two visible phallic symbols (fascinii) dominate the design. The prominent phallus at the front is winged, while a partly obscured one on the left is unwinged. There are four in all (two not visible in the photo), conveying the idea they are flying or swimming around the vessel. Chips and wear in the dark coating reveal a lighter terracotta colour beneath. 

© The Trustees of the British Museum. CC BY-NC-SA 4.0.

An ancient ceramic beaker with a dark, clay-coloured finish. The vessel has a wide, rounded body that tapers sharply to a small circular base. The exterior is decorated in barbotine, a technique of trailing liquid clay, with a row of small dashes circling the top, just below the rim. Two visible phallic symbols (fascinii) dominate the design. The prominent phallus at the front is winged, while a partly obscured one on the left is unwinged. There are four in all (two not visible in the photo), conveying the idea they are flying or swimming around the vessel. Chips and wear in the dark coating reveal a lighter terracotta colour beneath. © The Trustees of the British Museum. CC BY-NC-SA 4.0.

Who knew little flying willies could be so powerful? Excavated from the Roman settlement at Stonea Grange, Cambridgeshire in the early 80s, these winged phalli promised protection from harm, envy, and bad luck. Which obviously worked. (43-409 AD) #AncientBlueSky #AncientRome #PhallusThursday

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Sorry if you saw that #phallusthursday post before I ninja deleted it twice. Made myself queasy with my own joke. It was definitely too much. Tamer version incoming.... 😅

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DYK many #Renaissance artists gave the resurrected Jesus an #erection to show his reborn #masculinity? Why is it #taboo & criminal to show an #erect #penis today? Ghosts of #GenderHistory still haunt. HowSexGotScrewedUp.com #PhallusThursday #pornography

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Prova d'agudesa visual: cap a quin objecte romà us van els ulls, l'arracada d'or o el penjoll amb forma de fal·lus?

El millor de tot és que no heu de triar, els trobareu tots dos al nostre museu.

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DYK stone #grotesques in some #Romanesque churches seem to approve #GaySex? One guy holds the other’s dick; both have halos! But some #Christians still see it as #sinful? Ghosts of #QueerHistory still haunt. HowSexGotScrewedUp.com #PhallusThursday

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Description from the Getty: "Black body with tendril of ivy leaves and grape clusters in added white. On the front, a figure of an old man with a swollen belly and an oversize phallus wearing a cloak stands in a rocky landscape. His wrists are bound. Below him to left is a crow. The scene is a parody of Prometheus bound to a rock having his liver eaten by an eagle."

Description from the Getty: "Black body with tendril of ivy leaves and grape clusters in added white. On the front, a figure of an old man with a swollen belly and an oversize phallus wearing a cloak stands in a rocky landscape. His wrists are bound. Below him to left is a crow. The scene is a parody of Prometheus bound to a rock having his liver eaten by an eagle."

Description from the Getty: "Black body with tendril of ivy leaves and grape clusters in added white. On the front, a figure of an old man with a swollen belly and an oversize phallus wearing a cloak stands in a rocky landscape. His wrists are bound. Below him to left is a crow. The scene is a parody of Prometheus bound to a rock having his liver eaten by an eagle."

Description from the Getty: "Black body with tendril of ivy leaves and grape clusters in added white. On the front, a figure of an old man with a swollen belly and an oversize phallus wearing a cloak stands in a rocky landscape. His wrists are bound. Below him to left is a crow. The scene is a parody of Prometheus bound to a rock having his liver eaten by an eagle."

✨It’s #PhallusThursday

A celebration of the imagery of the ancients, today we turn to this red figure ware vessel depicting an old man with quite the phallus. He is bound and a crow looks up at him in an allusion to the myth of Prometheus.

#AncientGreece #Prometheus

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GIROLAMO RAINALDI. 
NORTHERN FOUNTAIN OF PIAZZA FARNESE, 1626, WITH SPOLIA GRANITE BASIN FROM THE BATHS OF CARACALLA, 212-216 CE

This grey Aswan granite basin is one of two in piazza Farnese. They both originated in the Baths of Caracalla, where they functioned as fountains, though they have the form of huge bathtubs, complete with ring handles in relief. The basins were political pawns in the C15 and C16, being moved from their findspot in the Baths of Caracalla in 1466 to piazza S. Marco, the site of the huge papal palace of Paul II Barbo, today's palazzo Venezia. One was moved to piazza Farnese in c. 1545 by order of Paul III Farnese, and placed in front of the main entrance to palazzo Farnese where it served as a viewing box for bullfights in the piazza. Cardinal Alessandro II Farnese had the other one moved in c. 1580, a sure sign of the eclipse of palazzo Venezia. Only the construction of the Acqua Paola in 1605 made possible the basins' return to use as fountains.

GIROLAMO RAINALDI. NORTHERN FOUNTAIN OF PIAZZA FARNESE, 1626, WITH SPOLIA GRANITE BASIN FROM THE BATHS OF CARACALLA, 212-216 CE This grey Aswan granite basin is one of two in piazza Farnese. They both originated in the Baths of Caracalla, where they functioned as fountains, though they have the form of huge bathtubs, complete with ring handles in relief. The basins were political pawns in the C15 and C16, being moved from their findspot in the Baths of Caracalla in 1466 to piazza S. Marco, the site of the huge papal palace of Paul II Barbo, today's palazzo Venezia. One was moved to piazza Farnese in c. 1545 by order of Paul III Farnese, and placed in front of the main entrance to palazzo Farnese where it served as a viewing box for bullfights in the piazza. Cardinal Alessandro II Farnese had the other one moved in c. 1580, a sure sign of the eclipse of palazzo Venezia. Only the construction of the Acqua Paola in 1605 made possible the basins' return to use as fountains.

This seemed like a belated (or early) #PhallusThursday post waiting to be made. But in fact it's a sort of early #SpoliaSunday post drawing attention to the beautiful #granite basin of one of the #fountains of piazza #Farnese. #AncientBluesky 🏺

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#phallusthursday #penisgate

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DYK the ancient Roman worshipped the erect #phallus as #Priapus, garden god? He would club thieves w/his flail. We use his name to keep Earth green & lot’s still adore a #BigPenis. Ghostsof #HistSex still haunt. HowSexGotScrewedUp.com #phallic #PhallusThursday

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This piece is thought to a Roman relief modelled upon an earlier Hellenistic era relief and it is now held in the MAN Napoli, inv. 27712.

#ReliefWednesday #PhallusThursday #AncientRome #AncientGreece #Priapus

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This particular example is enhanced by the plinth which is decorated with a relief of a creature part cock and part phallus!

#PhallusThursday #AncientGreece #AncientRome

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Two naked men are wrestling. Both are facing us, one in front of the other. The man to the rear (Hercules) is standing on the ground. He wears a band on his head with small leaves on either side above his temples. His muscular arms are around the waist of the other man (Antaeus), lifting him off the ground so that his feet are in the air, with his right leg bent. At lower right is a patch of beige which represents, although not clearly, Hercules's lionskin on a rock.

Two naked men are wrestling. Both are facing us, one in front of the other. The man to the rear (Hercules) is standing on the ground. He wears a band on his head with small leaves on either side above his temples. His muscular arms are around the waist of the other man (Antaeus), lifting him off the ground so that his feet are in the air, with his right leg bent. At lower right is a patch of beige which represents, although not clearly, Hercules's lionskin on a rock.

If the grey days of January are a bit of a struggle, think of poor Antaeus being man-handled by Hercules. Found at Aventicum (Avenches) in 1868. Photographed in the Musee romaine d'Avenches in 1997. 1/2
#MosaicMonday
#PhallusThursday
#AncientBlueSky 🏺

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Tuli mieleen, tieteellistutkimukselliseen osaan sitä, se kova fakta, että tänään on myös #PhallusThursday!

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TERRACOTTA PHALLUS, C2-C4 BCE. ROME SUBWAY STATION COLOSSEO-FORI IMPERIALI

When excavations for the huge Colosseo-Fori Imperiali subway station began in 2012, archaeologists found no less than 28 ancient wells in the area of the ancient hill called the Velia, dating from before the period when the Forum area was well-served with aqueducts. Many were from the early and mid Republic. When they began to dry up, they were ceremonially closed, with votive objects being thrown in before the wells were filled in. In Well 3, at some point between the C4 and the C2 BCE, this little phallic ex voto was thrown in, perhaps as a tribute to the healing powers of the waters. A little ceramic owl figurine, of the same period, was also thrown in.

TERRACOTTA PHALLUS, C2-C4 BCE. ROME SUBWAY STATION COLOSSEO-FORI IMPERIALI When excavations for the huge Colosseo-Fori Imperiali subway station began in 2012, archaeologists found no less than 28 ancient wells in the area of the ancient hill called the Velia, dating from before the period when the Forum area was well-served with aqueducts. Many were from the early and mid Republic. When they began to dry up, they were ceremonially closed, with votive objects being thrown in before the wells were filled in. In Well 3, at some point between the C4 and the C2 BCE, this little phallic ex voto was thrown in, perhaps as a tribute to the healing powers of the waters. A little ceramic owl figurine, of the same period, was also thrown in.

Is that a broken piece of chalk in your pocket, or are you just glad to see me? This #PhallusThursday we're deep underground in the new #Rome subway station Colosseo-Fori Imperiali to find a snapped-off terracotta #phallus #exvoto from Well 3, C4-C2 BCE. #AncientBluesky 🏺

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Piemels in het nieuws! #phallusthursday

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A stone on a shelf is deeply carved with an image of a phallus pointing towards upper right.

A stone on a shelf is deeply carved with an image of a phallus pointing towards upper right.

For the first #PhallusThursday of the year, a perky specimen to bring us all luck. This is one of a number of phalli in the wonderful Senhouse Roman Museum in Maryport.

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ITHYPHALLIC TERRACOTTA LAMP, C1-C2 CE. ROME METRO C, COLOSSEO-FORI IMPERIALI STATION

In the just-opened "museo-stazione" of Rome's subway line C, a gigantic underground cathedral of transport with displays of objects found during the making of the stretch of the line from Porta Metronia to the Colosseum, we discover this tiny but intact lamp in the shape of a satyr with an oversized erect phallus from which the lamp's wick would emerge. A hole in his back was where you'd pour in the oil. The lamp was found in one of almost 30 ancient wells dating from before aqueducts served the area of the now-lost hill of the Velia, which was destroyed to make via dei Fori Imperiali under Mussolini. As always, the erect phallus here is apotropaic, a ward against ill fortune.

ITHYPHALLIC TERRACOTTA LAMP, C1-C2 CE. ROME METRO C, COLOSSEO-FORI IMPERIALI STATION In the just-opened "museo-stazione" of Rome's subway line C, a gigantic underground cathedral of transport with displays of objects found during the making of the stretch of the line from Porta Metronia to the Colosseum, we discover this tiny but intact lamp in the shape of a satyr with an oversized erect phallus from which the lamp's wick would emerge. A hole in his back was where you'd pour in the oil. The lamp was found in one of almost 30 ancient wells dating from before aqueducts served the area of the now-lost hill of the Velia, which was destroyed to make via dei Fori Imperiali under Mussolini. As always, the erect phallus here is apotropaic, a ward against ill fortune.

#PhallusThursday is making a solid appearance today. From the brand-new #Rome subway station Colosseo-Fori Imperiali comes this terracotta oil lamp (C1-C2 CE) from an ancient well in the #Velia hill. This #ithyphallic chap had that painful burning sensation. #AncientBluesky 🏺

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This relief shows Min standing before a well-ordered pile of offerings. Any help with what the hieroglyphs say is most welcome! Photo credit to Carole Reeves

This relief shows Min standing before a well-ordered pile of offerings. Any help with what the hieroglyphs say is most welcome! Photo credit to Carole Reeves

✨Fertile Min✨

This #PhallusThursday we step away from ancient Rome (briefly) to visit ancient Egypt. Min was a god venerated since the 4th millennium BCE!

Usually Min is depicted as a male figure with an erect phallus and he holds a flail. In later Greek thinking, Min was associated with Pan.

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