Walking. Touching glass. Reading phone. Multitasking like a champ. Then WHAM. Walk into something. Phone launches. Time slows 🫠. I’m bargaining w the universe mid-air. “Pls don’t crack.” Why do phones fly like that?📱😱
#PhoneFail #SlowMotion #ClumsyMoments

I wonder how long my phone's ringer has been off. If you called in the last three months, you might want to try me now! #phonefail

Uh hey @uverse whatup with 4-day wait to correct your error? We need our phone back! Please reply. #phonefail

Don't know what I did to my phone but lost my wallpaper and settings so I've spent last 2 hours recustomizing it. #phonefail