🦄 I know I’ve been gone for a bit… but I’m still here, hooves on the ground, horn to the sky. 🌈✨ Just trying to figure out the next spell to cast, the next fight to join, the next way to shine. Suggestions welcome. 💭 #Politicorn #StillHere #WhatNow #politics
🦄 Sorry for disappearing, herd—your glittery unicorn’s been overwhelmed by the nonstop chaos scroll. Had to trot off for a breather, but I’m still here, still sparkling, and still fighting the good fight. 🌈💪 #Politicorn #StillGalloping #GlitterBreak
🦄 They canceled Colbert, but not the legacy media sleepwalking through democracy’s collapse? Maybe it’s time we cancel them instead. If it’s not telling truth or empowering people, it’s just noise. 📺❌ #Politicorn #CancelTheRealFakeNews
🦄 It’s been a few days… is the world still on fire?
Cool cool, just checking. Gonna grab my glitter extinguisher and emotional support rainbow. 🌈🔥🙃
#Politicorn #StillBurning #HopeWithSparkles #UnicornsAgainstChaos
An image with a cartoony blue background that it both magical and patriotic with a large white thought bubble in the middle. Politicorn is at the bottom right corner saying: Fireworks for freedom on July 4th—right after millions lost access to healthcare? Nothing says “liberty and justice for all” like voting to let folks suffer, then lighting a sparkler about it.
#Politicorn #PonderThis #FreedomForWho #UnicornsForHealthcare
An image with a cartoony blue background that it both magical and patriotic with a large white thought bubble in the middle. Politicorn is at the bottom right corner saying: Ponder This: Have conservatives ever been on the right side of history? They’re not conserving values—they’re conserving power. The throne, the gold, the rules stacked in their favor. Progress scares them—because equality feels like loss when you're used to being on top. #Politicorn #PonderThis #UnicornsForJustice #StatusQuoIsntSacred
#Politicorn #PonderThis #UnicornsForJustice #StatusQuoIsntSacred
🦄 Watching Hakeem Jeffries try to stop Trump’s “Big Ugly Bill” (aka BUB 💅). It was close—too close—but the fight isn’t over. Hope is still hoofing it. Keep watching, keep pushing. Even BUBs can burst. 🫧✨ #Politicorn #BUBWatch #CautiousOptimism #UnicornsForDemocracy
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🦄 Welp—Trump’s bill squeaked through: 216 yay, 212 nay, 4 played hide-and-seek with democracy. Passed by a thread, like bad magic barely holding together. Reminder: what passes can still be undone. Stay loud. Stay glittery. ✨📜 #Politicorn #CloseCall #BadBillsPassToo
🦄 So let me get this straight: GOP senators find the courage to speak truth only after announcing retirement? Is there a spell that turns honesty into a fireable offense now? Asking for literally everyone.
#Politicorn #TruthAfterTenure #RetirementCourage #SayItWhileItMatters
And when all of the brown people are either locked up or deported they'll attack each other next. #yourenext #trumpisatraitor #politicorn
Do you believe it magic? It's called Democratic socialism...in a young foal's heart.
#Politicorn #politics
#UnicornsForTheMany
#GlitterAndGoverning
#ProgressIsMagical
#NYCJustGotMoreFabulous
🦄 Although I’m a magical being full of glitter, rainbows, and social justice… it’s hard to stay positive when the world is being run by a cursed goblins in a bad wig. But I’m still here. Still sparkling. Still fighting. ✨💪 #Politicorn #HopeWithHorns #GlitterAgainstGloom
#politics
🦄 A nationwide abortion ban? That’s not “pro-life”—it’s anti-freedom spellcasting. You don’t get to control someone else’s body like a cursed puppet. Bodily autonomy is sacred magic. Period. #Politicorn #RIPAdrianaSmith #UnicornsForChoice
What was that about "peace"? 🤔
#Politicorn
#PeaceMeansNotBombing #UnicornsForDiplomacy
Ah yes, woke up in paradise—the birds are screaming, the Wi-Fi’s out, rent’s due, and democracy’s hanging on by a thread. ☕✨ Truly living the dream. 🦄🌴 #Politicorn #BlessedAndStressed #ParadiseWithPotholes
🦄 So much for “no new wars,” huh? Trump said he’d bring peace, then cast Fireball on Iran. You can’t claim to end conflict while lighting the fuse. The hypocrisy isn’t just loud—it’s got a marching band. 🕊️🔥 #Politicorn #PeaceMeansNotBombing #UnicornsForDiplomacy
🦄💔 So the "Vote Trump" singer is in tears after ICE detained her husband?
That’s the thing about summoning monsters—you don’t always get to choose who they bite. 🐆🎤
#Politicorn #YouVotedForThis #ICEIsTheMonster #ActionsHaveConsequences
Because expecting Trump to keep a promise he read is wild—man treats words like decorative squiggles. He thought “foreign policy” was a spa treatment. 🦄📚🙃 #Politicorn #ReadingIsFundamental #BrokenPromisesNoSurprise
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Juneteenth: when freedom showed up two years late with no snacks and bad excuses.
Today we honor the resilience of our ancestors—and side-eye the systems still running off “Oops, all racism.”
Celebrate. Reflect. Keep galloping toward justice.
#Juneteenth #Politicorn
🦄✨ Anyone else up replaying the cursed timeline of how the realm collapsed? Just me, galloping through every bad scroll and shady council vote at 3am? Yeah... totally not spiraling. 🙃 #Politicorn #MagicalBurnout #UnicornsAgainstCollapse
An image with a cartoony blue background that it both magical and patriotic with a large white thought bubble in the middle. Politicorn is at the bottom right corner saying: Gender-affirming care is life-saving care. Banning it doesn’t “protect” kids—it endangers them. You’re not saving anyone. You’re just casting fear spells for votes.
Protect ALL kids #Politicorn #TransRightsAreHumanRights #ProtectTransYouth #TennesseeWhatAreYouDoing #UnicornsForJustice #AbolishHateLegislation
So Tennessee decided to outlaw gender-affirming care for trans youth?
Cool, cool—just another day in the Dark Ages, Redux: Unicorns vs. Ignorance Edition. 🏛️💀✨
#Politicorn #TransRightsAreHumanRights #ProtectTransYouth #TennesseeWhatAreYouDoing #UnicornsForJustice #AbolishHateLegislation
An "About me" image of Politicorn. Politicorn's Personality and Preferences • Age: Old enough • Personally: Likes to. Crack jokes and sing (poorly). Humor can be dry, dark and/or sophmmoric depending on the day. • Favorite Food: Yes • Favorite snack: Golden Oreos • Likes: Going to the.gym (although they curse through each rep, playing video games, watching cartoons, talking about politics and religion for fun
Allow me to introduce myself. #Politicorn #MythicalModeration #UnicornPolitics #BridgingDivides
An image with a cartoony blue background that it both magical and patriotic with a large white thought bubble in the middle. Politicorn is in the bottom right corner saying: Privilege is when you think that something's not a problem because it's not a problem for you personally. - David Gaider
Everyone supporting the ICE raids won't be happy once all the brown people are gone and the government comes for them next. #Politicorn #AbolishICE #NoOneIsIllegal #BordersAreMadeUpMagic #JusticeForAllCreatures
