It's great that she's willing to branch out, and, in this tough job market, being flexible is important.
However, and call it a hunch, but I'm concerned that playing dress-up didn't convey the bare minimum skills to perform those jobs without killing someone. #poorcricket
The #KristiNoem 2028 Presidential Campaign slogan:
#NotnICE
www.nytimes.com/live/2026/03...
Although, honesty, at this point, #Noem couldn't run for Dog Catcher. Especially not Dog Catcher.
#Trump #NoemOUT #DHS #Dicktator #PoorCricket #Clownarchy
So we put someone in charge of Homeland Security who shot her dog because he was protesting too much...
www.nytimes.com/live/2026/03...
And then she and her henchmen kill two Americans for protesting too much. No surprise.
#Trump #KristiNoem #Noem #DHS #Dicktator #PoorCricket #NotNice #Noemassacres
Trump fires Noem:
www.nytimes.com/live/2026/03...
Let's be fair. At least Trump didn't drag Noem to a gravel pit and shoot her.
#Trump #KristiNoem #Noem #DHS #HomelandSecurity #PoorCricket
Kristi “Cricket killer” Noem is the target of this weeks podcast…. While people are drowning she’s shootin a goat! Download at the link in our bio
#poorcricket
#shootingadog
#falsepositive
#deportdogkillers