Five takeaways from the #Trump #Iran speech:
www.nytimes.com/2026/04/01/u...
(1) He doesn't know what he's doing.
(2) He does not know what to do.
(3) He knows not what he does.
(4) He's a clownish fool.
(5) He's a foolish clown.
#TrumpocalypseNow #Clownarchy #Donorrhea #Dicktator #ThiefInChief
I once said that I could see the blood dripping from #DickCheney 's teeth, but Pete #Kegsbreath is way beyond that. The Secretary for Racism is drenched in blood.
www.thedailybeast.com/insiders-tea...
#PeteHegseth #AllTheWorstPeople #Donorrhea #TrumpocalyseNow #Dicktatorship #Clownarchy
Notice how, at the #SupremeCourt, #Trump listened only to his own lawyer, not to both sides. Trump listens only to himself, on those rare occasions when he can remember what he just said.
www.cnn.com/2026/04/01/p...
#Dicktator #Presidunce #Clownarchy #TrumpocalypseNow #Donorrhea #PrinceOfLies
On Wednesday, I paid $6/gal. for #gas, we launched 4 people toward the #Moon for the first time in 50+ years, and #Trump tried to steal #citizenship from 40,000,000 Americans due to their parentage--something that they surely had no control over.
www.cnn.com/2026/04/01/p...
#Presidunce #Clownarchy
Someone front-ran Trump's #TACO capitulation by 12 minutes yesterday, bought and sold more than $1 billion in "notional value" in oil and stocks, and made HUNDREDS OF MILLIONS OF DOLLARS.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=cNcE...
#LockHimUp
#Trump #Misleadership #Corruption #TheDon #Dicktator #Clownarchy
#Trump goes TACO because Trump says that #Iran caved in in talks (talks they are not having).
apnews.com/live/iran-war-israel-trump-03-23-2026
So Trump is, officially, talking to himself. Makes sense, because Trump is the only one Trump listens to. If Trump can remember what Trump said. #Clownarchy
What you are seeing in every #Trump action is that "Plan A" is bullying, threatening, degrading and insulting everyone. And there is no "Plan B." #WorstPersonInTheWorld #DonaldtRump #Clownarchy #Trumpocalypse #TheDon #ThiefInChief #Donorrhea #LockHimUp
For all you mythology fans, "Scylla" is a $2 trillion deficit, borrowing $1 for every $4 spent. "Charybdis" is that this offsets the $2 trillion diverted from buying US goods/services by the trade deficit & stock buybacks. We're caught between Scylla&Charybdis. #Trumpocalypse #TrumpSlump #Clownarchy
Putting on my economist hat, I wonder: what would be the market-clearing price of oil, given oil's very low price elasticity, with 15 million barrels of oil per day missing? Answer: almost $400 a barrel -- more than $10 for a gallon of gas. #Oil #Iran #Hormuz #OMG #Trumpocalypse #Clownarchy #TheDon
Let me see if I have this right. #Trump is claiming that the Republicans won nine out of the last five Presidential elections. Is that what he's saying?
www.theguardian.com/commentisfre...
#TheDStandsForDumb #Clownarchy #Donorrhea #Dicktator #TheDon #ThiefInChief
The #Trump Administration stumbles blinding into a valid solution regarding the #StraitHormuz, and then promptly forgets about it.
maritime-executive.com/article/trum...
NOTHING HAS HAPPENED. It's short-attention-span theater. #Iran #War #Gasoline #Gulf #Oil #Clownarchy #Donorrhea #Incompetence
I rate people whom I don't like, on a scale of zero to five, on how stupid they are. I also rate them on how evil they are. So far, #Trump is the only perfect '10.'
#StupidANDEvil #Clownarchy #Dicktatorship #Donorrhea #TheDon #ETTTTS #TrumpocalpyseNow
A little math: 21 million barrels a day are stuck behind the #StraitsOfHormuz. The strategic reserves, together, can release no more than 3 million barrels a day. See the problem?
#Iran #Oil #Trumpocalypse #TrumpSlump #Donorrhea #Clownarchy #StupidIsAsStupidDoes #ETTTTS
The situation is simple. #Trump can't bully Lloyds of London, and no insurance means no shipping. Either some government steps in to underwrite the insurance, or we wait until #SaudiArabia builds the fastest, largest pipeline in history. #Clownarchy #Iran #IranWar #TrumpocalypseNow #Dicktator #Oil
The situation is simple. #Trump can't bully Lloyds of London, and no insurance means no shipping. Either some government steps in to underwrite the insurance, or we wait until #SaudiArabia builds the fastest, largest pipeline in history. #Clownarchy #Iran #IranWar #TrumpocalypseNow #Dicktator
$5 a gallon gas is "a very small price to pay," says the man who has never filled up a gas tank in his entire life.
www.thedailybeast.com/trump-drops-...
All this because #Hegseth loves the smell of napalm in the morning.
#ItsTheEconomyStupid #Iran #Clownarchy #Donorrhea #TheDon #TrumpocalypseNow
Suggestion to oil companies: tell #Trump that you want him to put golf courses on the decks of supertankers, and you'll pay him a lot to do it. That wouldn't actually protect them at all, but it's just how the world works these days.
#Clownarchy #Iran #Oil #TheDon #Dickatorship #TrumpocalypseNow
Here is someone who is utterly clueless:
www.nytimes.com/2026/03/08/b...
A supertanker would explode with the force of roughly 300 Hiroshima atom bombs. How is anyone going to "escort" that?
#Clownarchy #Iran #StraitsOfHormuz #IranWar #Donorrhea #Dicktator #Trumpocalypse #Trump #DonaldtRump
So to replace someone who shot her own dog, #Trump chooses someone who has been hit many times in the head.
www.politico.com/news/2026/03...
All the worst people.
#Clownarchy #Donorrhea #MarkwayneMullin #ICEBarbie #Dicktatorship #Trumpocalypse #NotnICE #KristiNoem #Noem #Mullin
The #KristiNoem 2028 Presidential Campaign slogan:
#NotnICE
www.nytimes.com/live/2026/03...
Although, honesty, at this point, #Noem couldn't run for Dog Catcher. Especially not Dog Catcher.
#Trump #NoemOUT #DHS #Dicktator #PoorCricket #Clownarchy
Court orders unconstitutional tariff refund:
apnews.com/article/trum...
What is Trump's dumb counterargument? "Finders keepers, losers weepers?"
#Trump #Trumpocalypse #Clownarchy #Donorrhea #TheDon #Dicktatorship
There is now, for the first time that I can recall, a glitch in Pay.gov, the system by which human beings pay the Government what they owe. Deficit, schmeficit. Everything Trump touches turns to ****. #PayGov #Clownarchy #TrumpocalyseNow #Donorrhea #Dicktator #ETTTTS
#PamBondi already is past the point of the misconduct that landed Attorney General John Mitchell in prison with five felony convictions. Like Mitchell, she's "only following orders."
www.nytimes.com/1975/02/22/a...
#Clownarchy #Dicktatorship #Trump #TheDon #Donorrhea #Trumpocalypse #TheEnd
99 Luftballoons:
www.nytimes.com/2026/02/14/u...
The Pentagon shoots down a party balloon with a laser beam, thinking that it's a drug cartel drone.
Where have I heard that before?
#99Luftballoons #Trumpocalypse #Clownarchy #TheDon #Donorrhea #ETTTTS #ParanoiaStrikesDeepInTheHeartland
Civil rights investigation of ICE's #Pretti murder. Not for violating his 1st Amendment rights--just his 2nd Amendment rights.
www.theguardian.com/us-news/2026...
Worst. Government. Ever.
#ICE #notnICE #Trumpocalypse #Clownarchy #TheDon #Donorrhea #TheEndarkenment #Trump #Dicktatorship
People were concerned that #Biden left his mouth open. Listen to what comes out of #Trump 's:
www.youtube.com/shorts/npCV8...
Trump is a moron. There are cockroaches who are smarter than he is.
#Trumpocalypse #Idiocracy #Dicktator #Clownarchy #WorstPersonInTheWorld #TheEndarkenment #TheDon
As I predicted six months ago, Government #murder of protesters is back, and as I said six months ago, damn you all to Hell, you #Trumpsters, for making us live this way again.
www.nytimes.com/video/us/100...
#Protest #Trump #Trumpocalypse #Donorrhea #Clownarchy
The #Republican Healthcare Plan: "Don't Get Sick."
And if you do get sick, "Die Quickly"
apnews.com/article/worl...
#TheEndarkenment #Donorrhea #Trumpocalypse #TheDon #Clownarchy #Idiocracy #Dicktatorship #Trump #TheWorstPersonInTheWorld
#Trump is going to give two-month-old #babies the right to decide whether the want the #polio vaccine, or they prefer to get sick and be scarred for life.
www.nytimes.com/2026/01/23/h...
Their heads are so far up their rear ends that they're chewing on French fries in their own stomachs. #Clownarchy
#Gaza : just another "catastrophic success" for #PresidentRump, per the Son-In-Law-in-Chief.
www.timesofisrael.com/kushner-pres...
#Donorrhea #Trumpocalypse #Clownarchy #TheDon #WorstPersonInTheWorld #Idiocracy #Trump
