He broke his resolution.
Efficiency was restored.

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The out-of-office replies remained active.
So did management.

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He handled the leftovers.
Nobody asked for that.

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#LeftoverCake #PostHolidayHangover #CorporateDystopia #RobotsWouldntSurviveThis #UnsubconsciousRobot #booksky

The lights were restored.
Nobody asked for that.

Welcome back.

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📘Japanese Robots Love to Dance — a.co/d/a0j61vI

#FluorescentReality #PostHolidayHangover #CorporateDystopia #OfficeLife
#RobotsWouldntSurviveThis #UnsubconsciousRobot #booksky

The holidays ended.
Productivity resumed.

Nobody was ready.

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📘Japanese Robots Love to Dance — a.co/d/a0j61vI

#January2 #PostHolidayHangover #CorporateDystopia #RobotsWouldntSurviveThis #UnsubconsciousRobot #booksky

They watched the fireworks.
Then the blinds were closed.

Focus was restored.

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Shoutout to all the legal pros who made it to the first Friday after Christmas break! 🎄☕ You've battled inboxes, deadlines, and maybe a leftover cookie or two. Here's to billing, consulting and surviving! 💼💪 #LawyerLife #LawyerLife #BackToTheGrind #LegalHustle #FridayFeels #PostHolidayHangover