Figures that Trump spent his Friday night at his whinery. #PsakiBriefing
If Elon and Jeff were involved in this mission, the Orca would be sinking the rafts right now. #psakibriefing #lastword
I think that's the thing Apollo 13 taught us: you only get to use what you carry with you. A trip to the moon my only take 3 days, but you can't make a stop at a Radio Shack to pick up a substitute part.
#psakibriefing
It’s Very Relatable that one of the worst problems the astronauts encountered in space was synchronizing MicroSoft Outlook. #PsakiBriefing
HA! Like the old days when IT told you to reboot your computer.
Those days are still here!
#inners #psakibriefing
When you consider the vacuum tube technology the original lunar missions were using, the whole program is even more impressive. #Inners #PsakiBriefing
It seems like there is way to many people on each of those boats. #inners #psakibriefing
Trump wants this ballroom so bad, yet he can’t fucking dance. What is he going to do? Stand there doing the YMCA double jerk-off under 40-foot ceilings? #PsakiBriefing
Play this and then cover other stuff like oh say the climate crisis and how we wouldn't need oil if we'd have just focused on renewables for the last 40 years
Which also would have solved the climate crisis....
#JustSaying #ClimateCrisis #Iran
#LastWord #PsakiBriefing
The only Arch trump really cares about.
And it's golden, too.
#psakibriefing
I see nothing good coming out of these negotiations. If trump is involved, you don't hope. You leave nothing to chance.
If there is a way to screw something up, trump will find it and f**k it up in grand fashion.
#psakibriefing #TFUE
Trump broke everything because he’s a fucking moron who doesn’t know what he’s doing. #PsakiBriefing
TACO hasn't raised enough money from his donors to build the monstrosity he calls the Independence Arch, so he's helping himself to tax revenues. #PsakiBriefing
www.notus.org/donald-trump...
What happened to Jen's hair during the break? It was more full, but now flat. #PsakiBriefing
That's why it's important to have adults in the room...
and a strong, free, and fair press. Because you know trump and hegseth will sweep stuff under the rug every chance they get. Like hegseth's drone that "squeaked through" American defenses.
#psakibriefing
Jen is dissecting useless FLOTUS’ lil speech of litany of lies of which she doesn’t even look up to the camera, to justify them.
#PsakiBriefing
The Iran War is going so badly, they’re trying to change the subject back to Epstein. #PsakiBriefing
This about sums it up!!!!
#inners
#psakibriefing
#lastword
The US started the new year with a bunch of measles outbreaks already in process. With spring break just finishing, we should anticipate a small surge (at least).
www.cdc.gov/measles/data... #Inners #PsakiBriefing
Federal judge finds Pentagon is violating court order to restore access to reporters.
“The department simply cannot reinstate an unlawful policy under the guise of taking ‘new’ action and expect the court to look the other way.”
apnews.com/article/pent... #Inners #PsakiBriefing
Trump’s sending his Three Stooges - Witkoff, Kushner & Vance - to negotiate with Iran. What could possibly go wrong? #MorningJoe #DeadlineWH #TheBeat #TheWeeknight #inners #PsakiBriefing #LastWord #11thHour #MSNOW
👇🏾 What HE Said! #MorningJoe #DeadlineWH #TheBeat #inners #TheWeeknight #PsakiBriefing #LastWord #11thHour #MSNOW
Right now, the Pakistani negotiators are listening to Vance's lies and making their thoughts known.
#psakibriefing
My favorite part of the show: Former Comms Director roasting the Current Comms Director. #PsakiBriefing
#inners #psakibriefing #lastword
I get that Woodward is a legend....but do we have to book him?
So slooooooooooooow getting out a thought it's painful.
Maybe I'm just feeling crabby.
When it comes to Trump, we‘re a long way from “alarm bells.” The alarm bells are drowned out by fucking stupid. #PsakiBriefing
Kinda like confusing a party balloon with a military drone over El Paso, and shooting a laser cannon at it.
...nevermind. That was Customs & Border Patrol. #PsakiBriefing
Netanyahu is an ally of Trump but not the United States. #PsakiBriefing
Well, that's on N'yahu for thinking he could get trump involved without trump f**king up everything.
#psakibriefing #TFUE
Somewhere, Usha Vance crosses “death by skydiving” off her list of ways to leave JD. #PsakiBriefing