Cartoon drawing of smiling sperm with speech bubbles: one says “I can’t wait to be born,” another replies “bro we’re in Shane Hollander’s ass,” implying hockey fandom begins before birth.

I could say I’m a bit of a hockey fan myself…

#HeatedAndRivaled #PowerBottomSix #HollanderHolePlay #PuckMeDaddy #StanleyCupsAndTensionThrusts #FaceOffAndMakeOut #BrokeBackBlueLine #HockeyButMakeItGay #ShaneOnMe #FandomImplantedRectally #HeatedRivalry #Memes #Funny #Lol #Meme #Haha #MemeOfTheDay

Enemies? Roommates? Brother’s best friend? 🖤🏒 Sounds like Helena is trying to ruin my ovaries. Tristan Stiles is sin on skates and I’m not okay.

#TorontoTerror #PuckMeDaddy

BREAKING: Mother and Football Daddy spotted living their *Stanley Cup Slay Era* 🏒💋 Taylor Swift and Travis Kelce pulled up to Game 4 like it’s Coachella on ice. Panthers vs. Oilers but make it *Lover Fest on skates* 🐾🔥 #StanleyCupEra #TayvisTakeover #PuckMeDaddy