OH LOOK WHO CAME TO FUCK! ITS BRIAN SCHMETZER AND THE SEATTLE GODDAMN SOUNDERS MASSIVE HOG OF DOOM FORMATION! #EBFG #SGAFSU #RUINGOODTIMES #SAYFUCKING #STEPONMEDADDYSCHMETZER #MINvSEA

I am forever team petty. I am an away day guy forever. Making the home team boo their own squad in their barn is the air in my lungs, the blood in my veins, the soul in my body. #RuinGoodTimes