#HOUvSEA FULLTIME ANALYSIS!
1) WET DOG MATCH
2) WET HAIR PAUL
3) I CAN ALREADY SMELL THE BUS
4) THE SMELLIEST JIMNGLE BELLS EVER
5) GOT ALL THREE UH DEEZ
6) LETS FUCKING GO TO MEXICO
#SGAFSU #EBFG #SAYFUCKING

HAIL PIZZA!
Always and Forever!

#FuckOff #GravyShots #DoCrime #CallYourMom #DickBites #SeattleDirtbags #SayFucking #AntiFascist #AntiRacist #AlwaysDirtbags #SoundersFC #Colt45MaltLiquor #PunchNazis

SEATTLE!
Always FUCKING Mountain Fresh!
Fuck Minnesota and their fake ass star!

Shoot Gravy! Drink 40’s! Score Goals!
PUNCH nazis! FUCK ICE!

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OH LOOK WHO CAME TO FUCK! ITS BRIAN SCHMETZER AND THE SEATTLE GODDAMN SOUNDERS MASSIVE HOG OF DOOM FORMATION! #EBFG #SGAFSU #RUINGOODTIMES #SAYFUCKING #STEPONMEDADDYSCHMETZER #MINvSEA

THIS. IS. THE. SEX. NO MORE MISTER NICE SCHMETZER. SCORE GOALS AND FUCK SHIT UP. SEATTLE SOUNDERS CAME TO FUCK. #EBFG #SGAFSU #SEAvMIN #SAYFUCKING

FUCK any club except Seattle!
F.A.C.E.S.

Build a FUCKING bonfire!

Shoot Gravy! Drink 40’s! Score Goals!
PUNCH nazis! FUCK ICE!

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They censored Cal in the recap video. RUDE. #sayfucking

SAY FUCKING CAL!!!!
#SAYFUCKING

IT WORKS WE KNOW IT
#SAYFUCKING

CAL SAID FUCKING
#SAYFUCKING

Shoot Gravy! Drink 40’s!
Score Goals!
PUNCH nazis! FUCK ICE!

Your Futbol’s shite,
All day and night,
Deep in the heart of Texas!

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Suarez, This BITCH can only bite and spit.

Fuck Inter Messi CF!

Shoot Gravy! Drink 40’s! Score Goals!
PUNCH NAZIS! FUCK ICE!

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My Posse’ on Broadway
And your posse ain’t shit!

Fuck the Galaxy!

Shoot Gravy! Drink 40’s! Score Goals!
PUNCH NAZIS! FUCK ICE!

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#SEAvMIA #LEAGUESCUP HALFTIME ANALYSIS!!!
1) OSWAGGY DEROSARIO ALL UP IN YOUR MOUTH
2) OBED FUCK YOU VARGAS DOESNT CARE ABOUT YOUR STUPID HISTORY
3) PERRO DE LA VEGA IS THE GREATER 10
4) ROLDAN BROTHERS ARE BETTER AT SILVERWARE THAN THE FUCKING OLD FARTS
#SGAFSU #EBFG #SAYFUCKING #GETOFFMYPLANE

SEATTLE SUPPORTERS GROUP FROM MIAMI OUT MIAMI-ING MIAMI SUPPORTERS GROUP FUCK YOU GO SOUNDERS #SAYFUCKING #EBFG #SGAFSU #PANDEMONIUM

FUCK Leagues Cup!
And
FUCK Inter messi CF!

But we hope the players secure that bag by winning every match.

$$ Bills Y’all!

Shoot Gravy! Drink 40’s! Score Goals!
PUNCH NAZIS! FUCK ICE!

#SeattleDirtbags #SayFucking #AntiFascist #AntiRacist #AlwaysDirtbags #SoundersFC

FUCK Leagues Cup!
Free ass lookin street trash.

But we hope the players secure that bag by winning every match

$$ Bills Y’all!

Shoot Gravy! Drink 40’s! Score Goals!
PUNCH NAZIS! FUCK ICE!

#FuckOff #GravyShots #DoCrime #CallYourMom #DickBites #SeattleDirtbags #SayFucking #AntiFascist #AntiRacist

No Pyro No Party

Snatch them 3 points #Seattle

Shoot Gravy! Drink 40’s!
Score Goals!
PUNCH NAZIS! FUCK ICE!

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We want those 3 Fresh Points!
Fuck Any Club Except Seattle!

Shoot Gravy! Drink 40’s! Score Goals!
PUNCH NAZIS! FUCK ICE!

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