The park was getting a little dirty and the ducks had started nesting so I wanted to give them a cleaner home

The contents of the bag are some take out containers, the remains of a drunken teenage night at the park, and fishing line. I honestly just tell myself that it’s all stuff that fell out of the trashcan as they empty it. Although if I a catch a MFer littering I will publicly shame them.

This is what Bruce Springsteen meant when he said “Brunettes are fine. Blondes are fun. But a red headed woman gets the dirty job done” right? #TrashPickup #RaccoonCoded #HotGirlWalk

Good news - my son has inherited mine and my dad’s luck stat. He wanted a transformer after school yesterday and I said no, but then there was an abandoned Starscream at the park. #Lucky #Toddler #ParkFinds #RaccoonCoded