Yes! The MARCH WWTF NewsDesk is here, the pioneer in reporting only the weirdest news from #Wrestling & #MMA!
Don’t waste your time w/the #RasslinKnowItAlls!
#WWERaw #Smackdown #Wrestlemania #BeckyLynchWWE #RheaRipley_WWE #Iyo_SkyWWE #PENTAELZEROM #WWE
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Clem: Y’all got the illegal NPV Dr STD sent us, so we can watch @AEW for free tonight?
Skeeter: VPN_
Clem: That’s what I said, P_VN.
Skeeter: Stealing that signal means we be do supporting rasslin!
Clem: Yep, we be great!
#RasslinKnowItAlls
The state of panic continues @WWE with this misguided Randy Orton heel turn. At this stage of his career, they aren’t going to boo him, and idiot men are itching for a reason to boo Cody. This is going to backfire….and the gap will continue to close. (Cue the #RasslinKnowItAlls)
This is a tough one-most embarrassing segment of the week: the Ricky Saints “concert” on #WWENXT , or the Mama June segment on #TNAiMPACT?!
#RasslinKnowItAlls
I can’t wait for Slob Giri and Dr Irrelevant and all my neckbeard brothers to turn on David Finlay so fast, my chins are gonna spin!
—Dr STD
#RasslinKnowItAlls
Clem: I reckon we folk didn’t want David Finlay anyway.
Skeeter: Yeah, he sucks now. He usin’ to be good, but now he sucks.
Clem: Yep. He coulda gone to WWE to job for Danhausen. Now he’s stuck with Swerve & Fletcher & Omega.
Skeeter: Idiot
#RasslinKnowItAlls
#AEWDynamite
From the Imitation is the Sincerest Form of Plagiarism Dept: a music podcast? Sure. How bout a junk food show? Yep, we’ll lift that too. Hey fellers, I’m gonna launch a show about mop water next, so I’ll give you a head start, goofs.
#RasslinKnowItAlls
Programming note: the brand new March WWTF NewsDesk will be out first thing Monday morning, recapping the madness of the shortest month of the year! Leavin the #RasslinKnowItAlls in the dust!
The One The Wannabes Wanna Be™️!
Clem: You n Betty Sue get that thievy VP_N hookup from Dr D so we’n kin watch #WWEChamber tonight?
Skeeter: I had to finish gettin that stain outta my Tommy Rich tshirt.
Dr D: Happy to help, gentlemen. We are the true wrestling supporters, stealing the product!
#RasslinKnowItAlls
I cain’t be waitin for them there #RasslinKnowItAlls to be splainin to us dumb folk that the Darby Allin uber deal do be a work (rasslin term).
Clem: I reckon they do be sayin every match on #AEWGrandSlam was 3 1/2 stars or better. You finna watch it?
Skeeter: I ain’t be gettin it on my skeezy VPN. N’ we only care about Collision ratings, not stars!
Clem: Oh yeah. Fuck TK, trying to put on good rasslin
#RasslinKnowItAlls
Clem: Y’all reckon we should start watching AEW? Folks be sayin it’s good.
Skeeter: I mean, we could, but we cain’t be talkin it up-that’dkill our gimmick.
Clem: Nah, Ima stick with matches like Tozawa vs Austin Theory and play like that’s good.
Skeeter: _Yu_p
#RasslinKnowItAlls
Please note: tonight’s #RasslinKnowItAlls podcast may be late. I had to paint my stomach and go to the @okcthunder game. Thank you for your patience.
__Dr DIP
Joe Hendry wins NXT title. Cue the #RasslinKnowItAlls to jizz all over themselves about the time Randy Orton punked him out at WrestleMania🤣
We at #RasslinKnowItAlls Enterprises are proud to announce Clem & Skeeter have brainwashed, I mean reached out to, THE supreme wrestling expert, Dexter Ignatius Pembroke-he calls himself Dr DIP-to jump on board with his brilliant rasslin knowledge! #RoyalRumble
Clem: I got a big announcement tomorrow, Skeet.
Skeeter: Word on the back 40 be we adding a new member.
Clem: Who told you that? Them dirt sheets?
Skeeter: Didn’t we used to do dirt sheets?
Clem: Shhh! Y’all know I cain’t spell hypocrite!
See ya tomorrow, #RasslinKnowItAlls fans
Clem: Them Rascalz done left TNA for AEW.
Skeeter: Damn, I like those fellers.
Clem: We cain’t be liking them no more, you know.
Skeeter: Ima miss them boys. Why would they leave the #5 group for #2?
Clem: I don’t reckon I know.
#RasslinKnowItAlls
Clem: Y’all watch that G1 show?
Skeeter: Ain’t that that diet medicine?
Clem: No, ya dang fool, it’s that Chinese rasslin show!
Skeeter: Oh-ya gotta pay for that shit?
Clem: Yup
Skeeter: I be only watchin shows I kin steal. And no broads.
Clem: Plum forgot.
#RasslinKnowItAlls
Big Show of the Year caliber show last night from #AEW with #AEWWorldsEnd, and these goofs are radio silent. Really tells the story. Maybe their illegal feeds got busted🤣
#RasslinKnowItAlls
#CodyRhodes says on #SmackDown he “sent the Tweet that changed the game”? Wow-nice acknowledgement of All In and the #davemeltzerWON bet there on #WWE television! I wonder how the #RasslinKnowItAlls and Podcast Frauds™️ will try to spin that one!🤣
I think we should all sit tight, and not jump to any conclusions about the Thea Hail/Blake Monroe botch on #WWENXT until these two guys weigh in (no pun intended), since they obviously know exactly what happened. Probably before it even did!
#RasslinKnowItAlls #ClemAndSkeeter
Looking forward to the #RasslinKnowItAlls educating us that it was planned all along, and the Podcast Frauds™️ somehow making it about AEW.
Will the Podcast Frauds™️ and #RasslinKnowItAlls be questioning the sold out WrestleKingdom attendance figure too? Or is that lunacy saved exclusively for AEW?
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Clem: Y’all ever heard of Delusions of Grandeur?
Skeeter: Nope. That a jug band?
Clem: Hell if I know. I cain’t even be a-spellin’ it.
Skeeter: So how can we have it if we ain’t even do knowing’ what it do? Well, at least we’re #RasslinKnowItAlls.
Clem: Yup, & Cena’s the GOAT.
Happy Rather Than Celebrate How Cool #WWESurvivorSeries Looks in a Packed MLB Stadium, Goofs Turn it Into a Jab at #AEW Day, to those who observe! The lemmings & #RasslinKnowItAlls & Podcast Frauds™️ won’t be able to stop themselves.
Man, it’s a good thing it was #WWE doing little person humor tonight on #WWERaw in 2025. If it had been #AEW, the Podcast Frauds™️ & #RasslinKnowItAlls would be doing somersaults to get to their keyboards as fast as possible to rip the skit.
Clem: Y’all see all them empty seats at that’n TNA show?
Skeeter: We don’t be do no talk bout that!
Clem: Oh yeah. Fergit. Is today January 22nd?
Skeeter: Yup-be sure and git your pirate stream fired up for’n AEW tonight so we can whiz on it on January 23rd.
#RasslinKnowItAlls
Clem: What am you be do today?
Skeeter: Ima shit on the AEW PPV online all day, and then steal it tonight. You?
Clem: Ima retweet people shitting on the AEW PPV online all day, and then steal it tonight.
Skeeter: All hail Stevie Richards
Clem: All hail Gail
#RasslinKnowItAlls
Somebody relay to #SussexCoChicken #MarkBriscoe before #AEWDynamite that apparently the Word of the Day is “disingenuous,” at least as it relates to #RasslinKnowItAlls. Not that they would be able to spell that, but that’s a given.
