#RejectedCandyHearts
#AcademicCandyHearts #ValentinesDay #AcademicValentines #ValentinesDay
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Petition to replace #RejectedCandyHearts with #FamiliarSexAppCaptions
#RejectedCandyHearts You Make Me Vomit
Be my chattel #RejectedCandyHearts
You'll do #RejectedCandyHearts
Enter into a contract with me to bear many children and produce an heir #RejectedCandyHearts
tonight i'm f**king you #rejectedcandyhearts #contextisforcys #beatingadeadhorse
you're sleeping on the couch tonight. #rejectedcandyhearts
this has been a test of the emergency candy hearts alert system. had this been a real emergency... #rejectedcandyhearts
this is a distraction. #rejectedcandyhearts
hey, y'all watch this! #rejectedcandyhearts
outta the way! i'm watching the game! #rejectedcandyhearts
get back in the kitchen! #rejectedcandyhearts
I Follow #rejectedcandyhearts
I see you drivin' round town with the girl I love, and I'm like, F you.... ooo ooo ooo. #RejectedCandyHearts
You could do worse. Actually, we both know you HAVE done worse. #RejectedCandyHearts
Did you know that male #sharks have two penises? #RejectedCandyHearts
Male sharks bite females to hold them still during mating. Just sayin' . #RejectedCandyHearts
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[P] @scalzi #rejectedcandyhearts http://t.co/96ZiNvXadi
Enjoy this crappy candy #RejectedCandyHearts
If Internet explorer has the courage to ask to be your default browser, I have no excuse not to finally ask you out. #rejectedcandyhearts
I know you can do better, but we're almost out of time before Valentine's Day, so what do ya say? #rejectedcandyhearts
I promise it will be fast.
#rejectedcandyhearts