A satirical political cartoon shows a mock DOJ press briefing. Kash Patel stands at an FBI lectern labeled declaring, “We’ve determined that John Bolton’s mustache poses a grave threat to national security.” Next to him, Dan Bongino holds a clear evidence bag labeled “FOLLICULAR MATERIALS (CLASSIFIED)” with gray mustache clippings inside. In the background, John Bolton — white hair, thick mustache, glasses — stands handcuffed, clutching his book “The Room Where It Happened“ as an FBI agent clamps a hand on his arm. Backdrop on the wall: “DOJ / MAGA Edition.” Caption below: “Indictment by a Whisker.”
Call me premature. Maybe prescient. Either way, I don’t put this past The Federal Bureau of Intimidation.
Indict by a hair.
Lose by a whisker.
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