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Well, that movie was definitely Flansmas-worthy because it sucked, but it was also boring as hell. I wish you could have seen the prince guy's face. He seriously looks like he is about to go commit a Point Break-style robbery.

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a smol dachshund-mix snoozing in the crook of my arm

You guys, Pierro has fallen asleep in the crook of my arm and he is having Sleep Yips™️ 🥹

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Now Blonde Chick and Noah Wyle Prince are baking cookies. She's telling him a story about her great grandmother who lived in Brooklyn and baked cookies with her. She taught her to always give people TWO gifts: one to keep, AND ONE TO GIVE. #RoyallyWrappedForChristmas #Flansmas

Noah Wyle Prince is pitching the six gifts idea to his mom who is like "okay; sure." He's asking her about the family history for the five presents, but she gets WEIRD AF and is all "I HAVE ALREADY TOLD YOU EVERYTHING I KNOW ABOUT OUR FAMILY HISTORY. I'M GOING TO BED." #RoyallyWrappedForChristmas

Then *she* apologizes for secretly re-wrapping his shitty presents. He also tell her that his father is dead DUH; LIKE THEY WOULD LET A WOMAN IN EVEN A FICTIONAL COUNTRY HAVE LITERALLY *ANY* POWER IF HER HUSBAND THE KING WERE STILL ALIVE. #RoyallyWrappedForChristmas #Flansmas

You guys, hold on, I have to go feed Pierro; he's wigging out because I won't give him any of my burrito.

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I straight up think whoever wrote "Veronia" in the synopsis on Peacock just fucked up, which rules. Anyway, I think it's called "Maldonia" or something. She's arrived and is talking to the paintings in her room because she is QUIRKY!! 🤪 #RoyallyWrappedForChristmas #Flansmas

So Blonde Chick is going to the Secret Prince's kingdom but she hasn't even packed a gown for the gala because ALL SHE EVER THINKS ABOUT IS CHARITY!!! Also, they're calling the kingdom something other than "Veronia" WHAT IS THE NAME OF THIS FUCKING MADE UP COUNTRY?? #RoyallyWrappedForChristmas

We have a Blonde Chick who works at some foundation that gets donated gifts or something. She's bringing gifts to a hospital. Her entire life is dedicated to giving sick kids gifts, which is WHY SHE IS SINGLE!!! #RoyallyWrappedForChristmas #Flansmas

There are certain genres I absolutely MUST cover during #Flansmas and one of those is "royalty falls for commoner." So tonight I will be watching #RoyallyWrappedForChristmas which involves the royal family of Veronia, a place that I googled to make SURE it wasn't real because I am bad at geography.

Royally Wrapped for Christmas, 2021

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