We’re All Allentown Now Billy Joel’s Allentown wasn’t just about a steel town—it was prophecy. Four decades later, the American dream has rusted out, faith’s been franchised, and we’re all just trying to stay afloat...

Congrats, America. You’ve officially become Allentown—rotting infrastructure, fading dreams, and a playlist stuck in the '80s. Enjoy the decline. 🏚️ #RustbeltNation #AmericanDecay