SubGenius Glossary 4/10/2026:
Xists - Aliens working for JHVH-1 when he created Earth. Created the Yeti and bred humans for experimental purpose and soul harvest. Creative, angelic beings, they were glad to take advantage of JHVH-1 to create the perfect Yeti. Still didn’t foresee the fall of […]
SubGenius Glossary 4/9/2026:
Pleasure Saucers of the Sex Gods/Goddesses.- What will pick us up on X-Day when the Xists finally arise. Vast interdimensional omniships which will let us experience our greatest desires, create whole worlds. Also good for taking vengeance on The Pinks and The […]
Jokes aside, after the religious bullshit of the last few weeks it's clearly time we evangelize the Church of the SubGenius more. If the world is going to be stupid about religion, we need to just have a stupid religion we can be smart about.
#subgenius
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Today's Nameless Ritual: Just doing some writing with no TV, Podcasts, etc. It helps to just do!
How are you aligning your Slack Today?
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SubGenius Glossary 4/8/2026:
The Conspiracy - Why things suck on Earth and a number offworld secret colonies. Infects everyone (including you) to propagate it and maintain it. A giant control net that originally kept the humans in line until Atlantis fell, and now they’ve been screwing […]
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SubGenius Glossary 4/7/2026:
SubGenii (singular, SubGenius) - The hybrids of humans and Yetis who have had their Yeti side awaken. Weirdos, mutans, freaks, and most anyone who’s not Normal. Banding together under the Church of the SubGenius to retake the world and welcome the Xists. The […]
SubGenius Glossary entry for 4/5/2026:
Omicron Epsilon - The Time Intersection where this universe and its mirror intersect. In 2178 (if that date is reliable considering 1998). If we can make it to then (say by having help from the Xists), and we keep “Bob” Dobbs alive, odds are he can “reset” […]
SubGenius Glossary entry for 4/4/2026, continued
JHVH-1 is Part of the Rebel Gods, which explains a lot. Honestly a big asshole that’s easily flattered so you can pray to him for favors. Made a Deal with “Bob” Dobbs to take control of earth with the help of the X-ists, and doesn’t know he got […]
SubGenius Glossary entry for 4/4/2026:
JHVH-1 - Alien space god from a corporate sin galaxy. Basically a spoiled failson from outer space. Pretended to be many gods throughout history as he engaged in various schemes from soul farming to placing bets on creating species.
#subgenius #bobdobbs
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As an #atheist I don't place faith in anything.
As a #SubGenius I believe in the possibility of EVERYTHING! Especially if it's funny!
Now I can't speak for other atheists or mutants. We each have our own Short Duration Personal Saviors to fancy. Hee!
SubGenius Glossary entry for 4/3/2026:
Yeti - The servant/creations of the X-ists, an example of perfect genetic creation as the Universe has ever seen. Dwellers in Atlantis. Creative, psychic, beautifully-furred humanoids, they tended the human flocks of the X-ists until their carnal interests […]
Well... its not just Protestant or Catholicism. IT'S ABRAHAMICS! Judaism. Christianity. Islam. The Whole Smash! It's all just one big blood cult. Wolves in sheep's clothing and the sheep want their skins back! The beauty about The #SubGenius Church is we find Blood Sacrifice to be underwhelming.
Did YOU ever read "The Clockwork Buttocks of Harriet Iscariot"? If so, why not?
#subgenius #clockwork #literature
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WHAT THE HELL DO YOU THINK YOU'RE DOING? Draggin yer butt thru the day selling your body & soul to a bunch of bland normals acting stupid so they'll think you're one of them? Tired of gettin all the guilt but none of the sex? There IS a simple answer Dear Friend! #SubGenius
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No that's called Puzzling Evidence on KPFA #SubGenius
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Well. I'm a #SubGenius so Praise Eris and Praise "Bob!" LTBS!
Gen Z appears to be waking up to THE FACT that religion is bogus.
Except of course #SubGenius I encourage you to take faith out of Abrahamics and Slack it back to "Bob!" One dollar plus inflation for salvation!
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HEALTH CARE SOLVED IN TWO WEEKS! MARK YOUR CALENDARS! TRUMP SAYS SO! IT'S A DONE DEAL!
in other #SubGenius news, X-Day is cumming! The Pinks are bumming! MARK YOUR CALENDARS! July 5th 1998! See you there! The Frop Will Be Pouring Out Our Ears! EIYIYIYIY!!!!
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Let "Bob" lift you on your voyage. Being the ultimate void, "Bob" is always lighter than any reality.
#bobdobbs #subgenius
No! UFOs aren't demons. They're aliens! contact the #SubGenius Foundation to learn more!
Today's Nameless Ritual: Watching Drawfee to relax. This is a group of artists worth following.
How are you aligning your slack today - and with whom?
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Forget The Rapture. The Rupture will happen July 5th. Mark your calendars! #SubGenius
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The might @Ferg keeps Slack Radio running. Why not run by and listen to this #subgenius audio EXPERIENCE?
(Also why not buy something?)
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We among the #SubGenius Faith In "Bob" have Short Duration Personal Saviors instead of just One True God. ShoDurPerSavs. They come and go.
Betty White is a Long Duration Personal Savior for me. LonDurPerSavs
YMMV
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"For "Bob" so loved the world" starts the famous quote. But that love always has a physical component. Keep that in mind when you say the planet is fucked - because it is, but in a GOOD way.
#subgenius #bobdobbs
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