An AO3 fic's title and description. Title: "War of the MILFs" Author: GlitterGluwu Summary: "At least when I left him, it wasn’t by choice." "I’m happy to warm the plates back up anytime you botch the timing." “Yes, it’s hardly my fault if he can’t stay civil. I do my best.” Sanji’s gut churned. He tasted acid. This piece of shit. --- Sabo comes for an extended stay on the Sunny, and Sanji, feeling as though he's about to be replaced, competes to prove his worth as Luffy's caretaker. Shenanigans, and sexytimes, ensue.

"War of the MILFs"

#SaboSanLu 🎩🕒👒 ( #SaboSan, #LuSan, and #LuSabo), 16.3k, rated E, TW for trans Sanji.

Sanji and Sabo compete to be Luffy's mommy and oops they tripped now they're kissing. archiveofourown.org/works/59916595