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6 panel comic. 1. Emily is walking outside when she notices a flyer on a pole. 2. The flyer is for Ladybug Hauling - Two Chicks, One Truck. Gay & Strong. There are phone number slips at the bottom of it. 3. "Gay & Strong? Is that... the names of the owners? A description of them? Both??" 4: Emily leans in close, squinting. "Hmm..." 5. the email address, "ladybughaul@webmail.co," slowly dissolves to show only the letters "U-Haul." 6. "Ah HAH!!!" Emily says, suddenly understanding.
I wonder if they do 3rd-date move-ins.
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Black and white comic. panel 1: Emily is on her laptop clicking the mouse. 2: a CAPTCHA says "Select all images with bicycles." There are several squares, some with bikes and some not. 3: Close up of one square. It shows a motorcycle. 4: Emily has a relaxed look on her face. "Well, THAT'S not a bicycle. That's a MOTORCYCLE." 5. Laptop says: "Please select all matching images." Emily: "Seriously?!!" 6: The motorcycle is select, and the "verify" button is clicked. Success. 7: Emily stares at her laptop with a look of consternation. 8: Emily: "It was a MOTORCYCLE."
And yet, to err is human
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3 Panel comic. Panel 1: Emily arrives at the doorway of a woman. Emily: "Hi, I'm here to meet Hank, you need an occasional pet sitter for him?" Woman: "Yup! He's out back." Panel 2: Emily follows the woman through the house. E: "It says in his profile he's 'Hose-Trained?' I'm guessing you mean 'HOUSE-trained...'" W: Right this way. Panel 3: Emily and the woman look out from the distance, into the back yard of the house. A big dog with floppy ears wagging its tail carries a running hose in its mouth, watering flowers. E: "...I guess NOT." Woman: Good boy, Hank!"
He's got skills.
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Panel 1: A room with two alien-like, blob-like forms. One is at a desk taking notes. The other is the instructor at a monitor. “Welcome to shapeshifter orientation! In this session, I’ll go over the crucial knowledge needed to flawlessly emulate—“ Panel 2: “—the HUMAN MALE. Now, the body is quite simple - but clothing is a bit more complex. Pay attention closely, because even small deviations can blow your cover.” The blob points to an outline of a male form on the monitor. Panel 3: Examples of shirts. One has a dress collar for a button down. The other is a blouse with a bigger collar. “Many shirts have what’s called a “collar.” Be aware of the correct shape for a male shirt.” “Okay, got it.” Panel 4: two male heads have bow ties. One wears it on his head, one wears it on his neck. There are a couple fancy bows with “x”s next to them. A checkmark is next to a plain black bow. “This is a “bow.” It is worn at the top of the body, but not TOO high. Watch out for the shape: It must be this shape, and nothing else.” “Uh.. sure. Got it.” Panel 5: Examples of many different types of shows with “X”s next to them: a ballet shoe, platform shoe, sparkling shoe, dance shoe, etc. Another shoe is a plan dress show with a high heel. The shoe with a checkmark next to it is a low heel plain dress shoe. “Objects called “shoes” must be worn to protect the lowest appendages. However - only a few shapes can be worn. The bottom of the show must not exceed a certain height. Failure to comply will subject you to mockery - or WORSE.” “Wait, but.. there’s so many fun shapes. I can’t wear ANY of those??” Final Panel: Two pairs of disembodied legs. One has long-ish shorts, the other has a skirt. “Tubes are worn around human legs. However, the male may only wear a garment of two tubes. If you are seen wearing only ONE tube, you may be VIOLENTLY ASSAULTED.” “Oh, come ON!!!”
Right? It's so simple.
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Bar graph. Title: The personal cost of social interaction. Y Axis: Energy Spent. X Axis: Time Spent. Biggest piece at the left is "Anxious anticipation." Smaller piece in white in the middle, is "Actual social interaction." Longer shorter piece to the right of that in grey is "recovery with cat."
and yet I keep saying "yes" to things
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