#SadTrombone

“I went to see my doctor about my insomnia. Not sure he appreciated me knocking on his door at 3AM.” #SadTrombone #BadumPsssss 🙄

March Forward into Reading & Writing NewPages Newsletter #220: A fresh month, a fresh stack of mags, and 175 new opportunities to submit before your coffee cools.

Came across the call for PING anthology on @newpages.bsky.social's newsletter and got excited (that they didn't have an entry fees mentioned there) - plotted a story outline as I drifted to sleep, now looking at the ping's website, turns out there is a 15dollar entry. #SadTrombone

"They also have physical security, but those measures, including security guards, fences, video surveillance and alarm systems, are designed to keep out intruders rather than defend against missile attacks."

#SadTrombone

Gee, fraudulent text message, you might have got me had you not told me that the Canada Post parcel delivery I missed (and presumably needed to pay to have resent) happened yesterday... I don't think we ever had Sunday delivery service in my lifetime. #SadTrombone

"S3 is a regional service & designed to withstand the total loss of a single Availability Zone"

"When the mec1-az2 AZ was powered off [...], S3 continued to operate normally. As the second AZ became impaired, S3 error rates increased. [...] high failure rates for data ingest & egress"

#SadTrombone

My active duty military nephew voted for Trump thinking he’d keep us out of unnecessary wars #SadTrombone

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#SADTROMBONE FOR THE #TRUMP TARIFFS

Man oh man when Michel Martin broke in to say there was breaking news this morning I thought it happened. #sadtrombone

#KSTATE LIKE DIDN'T SCORE AT ALL AFTER MY LAST POST. #SADTROMBONE

🤣😂👏🏻🔥 #SadTrombone

In the early 2000s, I spent $46 on a copy of He-man/She-ra (her debut) on VHS. Because a girl I liked said she really liked it as a kid.

She refused the VHS, but accepted a copy, and didn't want to watch it with me.

#sadtrombone

Probably at Target. "An American in Austen" (2024) #1810s #allegedly #ItsALook #SadTrombone #SnarkWeek buff.ly/oVJiDqf

#sadTrombone

I want to be an author, but no one will authorize me. #sadtrombone

Downside to not using your IRL name when setting up online accounts? When you get a class action settlement check for $51 out of the blue, ya can't cash it because there's no damn checking account in that name. #sadtrombone

welp, guess we just cant do anything #SadTrombone

poor orange blob .. #sadtrombone

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Melania Mockumentary #sadTrombone

Robin Williams in a Denver Broncos cheerleading uniform, skirt and halter top, orange scarf, big wrist cuffs and mile high boots on the football field sideline.

CHOOSE LOVE
Good game Broncos!

Packers almost got you at home. #SadTrombone
#GoPackGo

A woman’s hand with red painted fingernails holds two knit socks together with the one currently being knit on top. Somehow she must knit another inch although she has run out of beige yarn.

😩
Played yarn chicken
Lost yarn chicken
#knitting
#sadtrombone

It's made clear as mud in their manifesto:
'It also reinforces our audience segmentation work, which has revealed our target audience is excited to be offered new ways to access our journalism.'
#sadtrombone

High Energy Physics Under MMA-DMF Framework

zenodo.org/records/17835377

#MMA_DMF #ModifiedGravity #ScalarTensor #GaussBonnet #RegularBlackHoles #NeutronStars #SuperTOV #Magnetars #FRBs #SadTrombone #EarlyX #HubbleTension #S8Tension #GeometricFlavour #MajoranaNeutrinos #EDM #DarkMatterAlternative

#SadTrombone

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The pump in ours broke dishwasher died. Which means we’re getting a new one. For those keeping track, that will be our FOURTH dishwasher since we moved in year a decade ago. We live in a co-op, so at least we don’t pay for it directly. #SadTrombone

When you have #BPH, every month is #NoPissNovember #SadTrombone lol

Thanks! I had a long coat as well but couldn’t find the picture of me in it.

That year some teens threw wet TP in my face and tried to steal my bag. That’s why I stopped trick or treating. #sadtrombone

I correctly ID’d all but 1 of the fakes… but thought like a third of the real ones were fake 🫠 #sadtrombone

Welp…

Guess I’ll go mow the lawn.

#SadTrombone

I love that Trump tried to turn the Ryder Cup into a political rally and ended up watching his guys fall flat on their faces.

Scheffler and DeChambeau.

#sadtrombone