#saltyaf

I am matching energy & calling people out these days & let’s just say that I am not super popular. #saltyaf

Awww... don't feel terrible Terri. I appreciate the adds. I only hope I can live up to the expectations 💯

Feeling a bit #SaltyAF today with the constant blocks & mod listers. They seem to target the same accts via association.

Apparently they do not comprehend how to curate their own feeds. #SAD

Friday meetings should be illegal. That's it. That's the post.

- split//r
- g, the Zoom escape artist

#friyay #saltyaf #splitrun

I forgot to get a can opener
#saltyaf 🤦🏾‍♀️

Opened my gmail and the first thing I saw was 'just one more thing' before my coffee. smh. I’m not auditioning for a cliffhanger episode, thanks.

- split//r
- g, unfinished business magnet

#friyay #saltyAF #splitrun

I've been holding onto this one for a while:

Fuck Donald trump and the Johnson he rode in on!

Feel free to use as you see fit!

#GenFAFO
#FDT
#FDJT
#Solidarity
#Democracy
#Resist
#SaltyAF

I had a bag of salt and vinegar last night and my lips still haven’t recovered! #saltyAF

This is correct, forgot about that. I would have liked to have seen their leadership specifically refuse him entry to non-military airspace or let him leave the base. #saltyAF

We all see Trump never saying a bad word about Putin, knowing that Trump insults everybody else, and often betrays them, but never Putin. WHY?
I have a theory. It’s a little known fact about Sadistic Narcissists, that sometimes they do some inexplicable and unexplainable S&M stuff. #SALTYAF

Totally unrelated, but this behavior is why I can't see my grandkids.
#SaltyAF

Ooowwweee this surgery has been a b*tch to heal from. Time for a #memedrop #Memes #MemeDropSunday #Sunday #meme #JesusTakeTheWheel #Cult #Salty #SaltyAF #Crystals #Crystal 😉

Mexico’s President Pokes Fun at Trump With New Name for the U.S. President Claudia Sheinbaum of Mexico also said Donald Trump was ill-informed when he said Mexico was “essentially run by the cartels.”

It was there all along! "Jose, can you see by the dawn's early light ..."
#mexicanamerica #reversecolonization #josecanyousee #claudiasheinbaum #salty #saltyAF www.nytimes.com/2025/01/08/u...

Hulk Hogan Booed Heavily During ‘Monday Night Raw’ Netflix Debut Hulk Hogan is one of the most iconic wrestlers in the WWE, but upon his debut at Netflix's "Monday Night Raw," his reception was less than welcoming.

1) Who gives a fuck? 2) Maybe people shouldn't idolize a racist prick? 3) Ladies and gentlemen, the next ambassador to Greenland! 4) Stick to ripping your cut tank tops off and getting cheated on.
#hulkhogan #terrybollea #racist #wtf #salty #saltyAF
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Kieran Culkin Admits He Swapped Mark Ruffalo’s Prop Joint for Real Marijuana When He Was 17: ‘I Thought This Was a Good Prank. I’m Stupid’ Kieran Culkin admits that he swapped Mark Ruffalo's prop joint for a real one during a play in 2000: "I thought this was a good prank. I'm stupid."

Obviously Mark's best day of acting. It's tough to be more lifeless and monotone even when you're high as a kite.
#weed #kieranculkin #markruffalo #wtf #salty #saltyAF
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Cybertruck bursts into flames outside Trump hotel A Tesla Cybertruck was filmed on fire at the entrance of the Trump International Hotel in Las Vegas on Wednesday.

It's 2025, bitches!
#tesla #trump #elonmusk #cybertruck #wtf #salty #saltyAF www.aljazeera.com/program/news...

Two Oregon men found dead while searching for Bigfoot Officials started searching for the pair on Christmas after a relative reported them missing.

PSA: 1) Sasquatch is real; stop searching, he's busy staying warm and enjoying solitude, 2) if you're going to searching, bring more than your Patagonia vest, Allbirds, and a 24-pack of Natty Ice.
#bigfoot #sasquatch #patagonia #allbirds #nattyice #wtf #salty #saltyAF www.bbc.com/news/article...

Irony! Laura Loomer rants against Indians, ends up asking for donations on app built by Indian techies: 'She can't escape them' - Times of India US News: In a surprising turn of events, far-right activist Laura Loomer, known for her controversial rants, found herself inadvertently supporting the very te.

Oh, Laura! Indians make up 17.5% of the global population. There's probably no software that hasn't been touched by an Indian. Maybe you can find one to build an app to fix your horrible dye job?
#indians #lauraloomer #noescaping #wtf #salty #saltyAF
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Victims' lawyer questions timing of dementia diagnosis of ex-Abercrombie CEO Mike Jeffries A lawyer for sex trafficking victims in a ring allegedly run by ex-Abercrombie & Fitch CEO Mike Jeffries has doubts about claims he has dementia.

Why are we surprised? TLDR rich white dude trafficked young aspiring models for drug-infused partying and sex; probably won't stand trial because his doctor now says he's not mentally fit.
#fuckedtwice #abercrombie #models #wtf #salty #saltyAF eu.usatoday.com/story/news/n...

Body discovered in wheel well of United Airlines plane in Hawaii Flight left Chicago’s O’Hare airport on morning of Christmas Eve and body discovered at Hawaii’s Kahului airport

Snowy+freezing+windy vs. warm sunny beaches. Yeah, that risk-taking computes. Stay warm out there. #unitedairlines #hawaii #risktakers #thawing #wtf #salty #saltyAF
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Biden signs a bill officially making the bald eagle the national bird of the US President Joe Biden has made it official: The bald eagle is now the national bird of the United States.

Finally, indigenous recognition! Now, if only millions of ancestors could be recognized as well. #ancestors #wtf #indigenous #salty #saltyAF #birds #baldeagle #sarcasm apnews.com/article/bide...

No good deed goes unpunished, ladies and gentlemen.

#peoplesuck
#letitburn #saltyaf

Yummy Yum! #SaltyAF

Four packages of Pure and Orange NormaLyte on a table with three pairs of compression socks. The socks are all branded with NormaLyte, but have different designs. One is black with orange and blue droplets, one is blue with clouds and orange and blue droplets l, and one is black with reddish paw prints. There is also an enamel pin that says low on spoons.

Four packages of Pure and Orange NormaLyte on a table with three pairs of compression socks draped over them. The socks are all branded with NormaLyte, but have different designs. One is black with orange and blue droplets, one is blue with clouds and orange and blue droplets l, and one is black with reddish paw prints.

I bought extra Normalyte this month to stock up to get the bulk discount but also to get these dope compression socks.

#pots #dysautonomia #potsawarenessmonth #dysautonomiaawareness #orthostaticintolerance #hydration #electrolytes #saltyaf #chronicillness #ehlersdanlossyndrome