Close up photo of the underside of a Citrus australasica shrubbery, showing numerous, mostly unopened, small pink flowers.
we are gonna have so many finger limes this year !! 😍😍😍 #BloomScrolling #WeirdCitrus #SanFranciscoHellscape #UrbanGardeningEdition
Is that …? Could it be …? IS THE MARINE LAYER FINALLY HERE?!?!? 😍😍😍 #SanFranciscoHellscape #TooHotForTooLongEdition #AndWhatsWithAllThisSun
Close up photo of a golden orange Eschscholzia californica blossom with a bee in it. A dainty, blue, 6-petaled Sisyrinchium bellum blossom is also visible, creating a stunning contrast with the orange of the poppy.
Close up photo of Iris douglasiana in full bloom. The flower is a deep purplish blue, and has 3 prominent petals arranged in a triangle.
Lupine blossom against a chert backdrop.
Field of flat, white yarrow blossoms with the bay in the background.
PHLOWERS!!!!!!!1 and bee #BloomScrolling #CaliforniaNatives #Beestodon #SanFranciscoHellscape #FloralEdition
Welp didn’t feel that one at all, but boy did ShakeAlert yelling at me to drop & cover cause a rapid emptying of my lower GI tract and an almost equally rapid discovery of how dirty it is under my bed. #SanFranciscoHellscape #ShakeyShakeyEdition
What joyous cool grey blanket do I spy on yon geminid peaks?? 👀😍😍 #SanFranciscoHellscape #FinallySomeFogEdition
A little song for today’s ongoing #SanFranciscoHellscape #BullshitWeather. https://open.spotify.com/track/3ApQ3O1sVVnAAc4aE4tygJ
LESSGO AFC BURRITO SC!!!!!!1 😍😍😍 #Soccer #USOpenCup #SanFranciscoHellscape #BurritosEdition https://www.youtube.com/live/O-gSlnLplaU
I see folx cycling around with their knees around their ears and wanna yell “RAISE YOUR SEAT” at the top of my lungs. It’s literally painful to me to see. 😬
Is today going to be another game of “the air is lava” in the #SanFranciscoHellscape?
Holy itchy eyeballs Batman! It’s spring in the #SanFranciscoHellscape!! #atchoo
Photo of a Ceanothus bush literally exploding with fuzzy pale blue blossoms that create a beautiful textural and colour contrast with the dark green glossy foliage.
#BloomScrolling #CeanothusSickos #SanFranciscoHellscape #SpringFlowersEdition
According to my eyes and nose, we have officially entered #AllergySeason in the #SanFranciscoHellscape. #StreamingFromAllOrifices #ItchyAF #fml
Photo of a 3 storey tall orange waterslide in front of a house, held up by scaffolding.
🚨 ATTN #SanFranciscoHellscape !! 🚨
This new waterslide on 28th St is *terrible*! The slide itself was ok (maybe 4/10), but the landing definitely needs some work!!
#PSA #Waterslides #SilentSunday #ApartFromTheScreamingOfInjuredParticipants #SanFranciscoHellscape #NewWaterParkEdition
Holy snapping deluge, Rainman! #SanFranciscoHellscape #CatsAndDogsEdition
One of our indoor plants has a mealybug infestation, which I’m slowly getting under control. But they remind me so much of head lice that every time I see the plant I start getting a psychosomatic itchy head. 😬 #SanFranciscoHellscape #PlantLiceEdition
Close up photo of a pale blue Ceanothua flower cluster, with tiny white and yellow dots (stamens?) distributed artistically hither and yon.
CEANOTHUS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!111 😍😍😍 #BloomScrolling #CaliforniaNatives #SanFranciscoHellscape #FloralEdition
Photo of a different acacia species, commonly known as “Prickly Moses”, also in luxuriant bloom. Don’t be surprised if you have an allergic reaction to this photo - the Australian acacias are notorious for causing allergies when they flower.
Even the Prickly Moses is in bloom!
😍 #BloomScrolling #InvasiveExotics #Acacia #SanFranciscoHellscape #AustralianInvasionEdition
Photo of a large Australian acacia bush (unknown species, but probably a black or golden wattle) in full bloom. This bush (or a closely related species) is where many Australian sporting team uniform colours come from (it’s the national flower).
“Canary yellow?!? That’s Australian gold my friend and don’t you redacted] forget it!!!!!1” #BloomScrolling #InvasiveExotics #Acacia #TwelfthMan #SanFranciscoHellscape [#AustralianInvasionEdition
Oh rain how I’ve missed you. 😍 #SanFranciscoHellscape #WTFKindOfBSWinterIsThisEdition
Edited photo of the sunrise looking towards College Hill in San Francisco. Bernal Hill is visible on the left. The photo has been tastelessly and outrageously filtered, which (amongst other things) accentuated the fact that it was shot through a flyscreen - the entire scene has a gridwork layer over it, almost like it was painted on a fabric of some kind.
WAKEY WAKEY HANDS OFF SNAKEY!!!!1 #Photography #ITAP #FiltersGoneWild #Sunrise #CrimesAgainstBobsEyes #SanFranciscoHellscape #TastelessUseOfFiltersEdition #ExtraneousHashtag
Woah that one was more shaky than the 4.2 25 mins ago! #SanFranciscoHellscape #EarthquakesEdition
Dodgy potato cam photo of the full moon rising through hazy clouds. The foreground is of a city street.
Moody moon. #SilentSunday #Photography #ITAP #NoFilter #PotatoCam #SanFranciscoHellscape #BadNighttimePhotosEdition #ExtraneousHashtag
Photo looking south down the Great Walkway on a stunning winter afternoon.
Photo of the sunset reflecting on the waves off Ocean Beach through a butterfly shaped cutout artwork.
Photo taken looking across Ocean Beaxh toward the setting sun.
You know what would make this better? A fuckton of cars!!!!1 /s #Photography #ITAP #Sunset #CarBrains #SanFranciscoHellscape #SunsetDunesEdition
Close up photo of a Passiflora edulis flower. They are bizarre looking, with a fringe of thin “hairs” that are deep purple in the middle fading out to white at the tips, an ovary at the centre surmounted by 5 stamens and 3 stigmas. The net effect is of an alien device of some kind.
Now! 😍😍😍 #BloomScrolling #PriscillaQueenOfTheDessert #BayAreaPassionfruitGrowers #SanFranciscoHellscape #FruityPrideEdition
![Close up photo of an utterly ridiculous cluster of Triteleia laxa blossoms, apparently growing out of bare rock. The author may have swooned when he spotted this beauty growing under a [redacted] pyracanthus bush.](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:ytf47qmzjtfystr6snnjfugj/bafkreidbwxqwas45wm6efbnww6xfpm3knjonrfrbotm5brtvklgbbus5ne)
Close up photo of an utterly ridiculous cluster of Triteleia laxa blossoms, apparently growing out of bare rock. The author may have swooned when he spotted this beauty growing under a [redacted] pyracanthus bush.
Up close and personal. #IthurielsSpear #BloomScrolling #CaliforniaNatives #SanFranciscoHellscape #MedievalWeaponsEdition #FrothFroth #SendTheSmellingSaltsForIHaveSwooned
Another photo of a different “honey bucket” porta-potty.
Lots of these honey street vendor stalls out rn. Given the quality of the product I’m guessing there’s a huge glut and zero demand. #SanFranciscoHellscape #StreetHoneyEdition
#SanFranciscoHellscape today's sunset shining over the City, the Golden Gate Bridge, and the Bay Bridge. Thank you, Universe.
A bronze art-deco sculpture of a gorilla sitting among redwood trees.
A sculpture of a human face lying on its side, surrounded by living ivy.
A small, ground-level fountain surrounded by concrete tile walkway. There is a large bronze fish sculpture suspended above the water.
An art-deco style bronze statue of a rhinocerous among small redwood trees.
There's a small grove of redwood trees at the base of the Transamerica pyramid, and now there's a sculpture garden in that grove. #SanFranciscoHellscape
