#SatireAlert. “thank God 47 didn’t do that w any of his spawn

Chris Petrilli (@petrillic@hachyderm.io) The Onion firing on all cylinders as always. https://theonion.com/terrified-conservatives-lose-ability-to-speak-english-after-exposure-to-bad-bunny-performance-dios-mio-cry-millions-of-panicking-repu...

hachyderm.io/@petrillic/1... #SatireAlert

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“Cough up, gov, or give back the bags of fruit!”

Disrated, declassed, disgraced, novice commoner Andrew Windsor now faces the ultimate indignity. Forced to pay his tailor's bill.

(If I recall my P.G. Wodehouse, the greatest humiliation for the English upper classes).

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HaHa ( #SatireAlert!)

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Supreme Court Rules That it no Longer Exists The conservative majority unwittingly downsized themselves, legal experts said.

#SatireAlert. “WASHINGTON (The Borowitz Report)..the six conservative Supreme Court justices inadvertently ruled that their jobs no longer exist, ..last Friday, the Republican justices unwittingly downsized themselves, Constitutional scholars said.”

open.substack.com/pub/borowitz...

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#SatireAlert — next level fuk-curry

A satirical “WARNING” label graphic mimics a government notice. It reads: “Under Project 2025, masturbation requires a background check.” Below, it lists approved content: “Tractor manuals, Bible verses, stock photos of Ronald Reagan.” The final line warns: “Unauthorized climax: 5 to 10 years in prison.”

#Trump #U.S
#Project2025 #GOPControl #AuthoritarianCreep #SatireAlert #FreedomUnderAttack #ChristianNationalism #DarkFutureUSA #MAGApoliceState #WTFAmerica

gizmodo.com/gop-senator-...

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White House declares Bluesky “a potential threat to national boredom,” as users flee X citing “toxic vibes and Elon cosplay.”
Trump responds: “I invented the internet and it was better before feelings.”
#Bluesky #Xdotcom #FiltheeNews #SatireAlert
filthee.news

#SatireAlert? I leave you to decide.

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BREAKING: Protesters spotted holding signs, chanting, and…not getting paid. Sorry conspiracy crowd—turns out passion doesn’t need a paycheck.

#GrassrootsNotPaidOff #RealPeopleRealProtests #SatireAlert #MAGAParanoia #TruthHurts #PoliticalSatire

Reality last spotted running in the opposite direction 🙄

We’re not sure if he vanished into Truth Social or a gold-plated golf cart...

Poster below. Approach with caution. Or popcorn.

#MissingPresident #SatireAlert #Trump47 #OrangeHouseDown #TruthSocial #FakeNews #MeidasTouch #WhereIsDonald

#SatireAlert - the #ConflictOfInterest is strong with that #VladimirPutin padawan!

#TheOnion is a Satire Account.

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#SatireAlert (the part about the #StupidFuror’s “brilliance “

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Holy satan dress for sale article - This is Topeka TOPEKA, KS—In an unexpected twist that theologians, retail consultants, and Karen from the church choir are still trying to process, a local Kansas boutique

📰 #SatireAlert: Kansas boutique's "Maybe Today Satan" mug stirs debate! ☕️👗 Is it a sign of the times or just business? Discover the controversy! Read more: [Article](thisistopeka.com/2024/10/holy...) #HolySatan #ChurchFashion

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