#SatireBites hashtag - Bluesky

@polipoodle.bsky.social

5 months ago

Someone at the White House needs to book him a rush appointment at the groomer. Though, given his history, maybe “grooming” isn’t the word he should be tossing around. 🐾

#ThePoliticsPoodle #PoliPoodle #SatireBites

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The Politics Poodle

@polipoodle.bsky.social

5 months ago

Mike Johnson struts like an alpha but he’s just a trembling purse dog forever sniffing the old orange bulldog’s behind, desperate for the scent of approval. Panting, preening, pretending it’s power. The only thing he leads is himself in circles.

#ThePoliticsPoodle #PoliPoodle #SatireBites

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The Politics Poodle

@polipoodle.bsky.social

5 months ago

Hi humans. 🐾 I’m The Politics Poodle. While everyone’s been chasing their own tails, democracy has been slipping off the leash. The danger isn’t coming. It’s already in the yard, chewing on the Constitution. Sit. Stay. Speak truth.
#ThePoliticsPoodle #PoliPoodle #SatireBites #GoodBoyGonePolitical

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