The kennel reeks. Not from one cage, but all of them. The rot runs deeper than a forgotten rawhide in July. Rotten kennel energy through and through. The old orange bulldog didn’t infect the pack. He bred them this way.
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Someone at the White House needs to book him a rush appointment at the groomer. Though, given his history, maybe “grooming” isn’t the word he should be tossing around. 🐾
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Mike Johnson struts like an alpha but he’s just a trembling purse dog forever sniffing the old orange bulldog’s behind, desperate for the scent of approval. Panting, preening, pretending it’s power. The only thing he leads is himself in circles.
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Hi humans. 🐾 I’m The Politics Poodle. While everyone’s been chasing their own tails, democracy has been slipping off the leash. The danger isn’t coming. It’s already in the yard, chewing on the Constitution. Sit. Stay. Speak truth.
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